Overview | Approval | Banter | Romance |
A collection of Karlach's remarks and overhead conversations with other characters.
Greetings[edit | edit source]
Depending on her approval rating, Karlach may greet the player with:
Negative (<0):
- "Yeah?"
- "What?"
- "Out with it."
- "Hey."
- "Soldier?"
- "Why're we slowing down?"
- "Hm?"
- "What can I do you for?"
- "Yeah?"
- "What's the story?"
- "Heya."
- "Hey, soldier."
- "Hey, soldier."
- "Soldier?"
- "What's on your mind?"
- "Copper for your thoughts?"
If spoken to by someone other than the player character:
- "Sorry - haven't fraternised with you much and not sure if I want to start."
- "Go get boss if you want to talk."
- "Tell it to the chief."
Romance[edit | edit source]
Low approval[edit | edit source]
Flirting:
- "Hey, soldier."
- "Uh huh?"
- "What is it?"
- "Yeah, honey?"
- "Hmm?"
- "What's on your mind?"
- "What?"
- "Yeah?"
- "Something on your mind?"
Medium and higher approval[edit | edit source]
Flirting:
- "Hey, you."
- "Oh, hi!"
- "What're you thinking about?"
- "Darling."
- "Hey!"
- "Soldier?"
- "What's on your mind?"
- "Hey, soldier."
- "Yeah?"
- "What's on your mind?"
Remarks[edit | edit source]
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Selected[edit | edit source]
Out of combat
- Let's march!
- What a charmer.
- Hey, good-looking.
- C'mon, let's go!
- I could go for a good meal.
- Damn, it's good to be alive.
- Soldier.
- I'd love to, thanks.
- Making me sweat.
- Wanna dance?
- What's cooking?
- Don't be shy.
- Don't burn yourself.
- Attention!
- Well, well, well.
- What's the story?
- La-da-da-da…
- Hey-ho.
Sneaking
- Let's march!
- What a charmer.
- Hey, good-looking.
- C'mon, let's go!
- I could go for a good meal.
- Damn, it's good to be alive.
- Ready for some good news.
- Soldier.
- I'd love to, thanks.
- You're making me sweat.
- Wanna dance?
- What's cooking?
- Don't be shy.
- Don't burn yourself.
- Attention!
- Well, well.
- What's the story?
- Dum-dee-dum.
In combat
- Let's cook with fire, baby.
- Now this is my happy place.
- Hup hup!
- On my word.
- I got this.
- Bye forever, pal.
- I'm heating up!
- GODS, it's HOT in here!
- Put 'em up.
- Hahahaha!
- My turn.
- I smell blood.
- All right, Karlach, it's go time.
- This is gonna feel good.
- Ready for another round?
- Let's GO!
- Watch this.
- Fuck yes!
Selection spam[edit | edit source]
Out of combat
- Don't. Poke. The Karlach.
- Who am I?
- My eye!
- Sound of blowing a raspberry
Sneaking
- My back can't take much more of this.
- Not now, I'm being a sneak!
- I'm getting too old for this nonsense.
- I'm not built to crouch.
In combat
- Eyes on the prize - we need to win this!
- Not every soldier should've made it out of training.
- Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner.
- I ought to just burn this whole thing down.
Moving[edit | edit source]
Out of combat
- Hup to.
- All right.
- Marching.
- Soldier?
- On my way.
- There we go.
- What next?
- Lalala.
- Oh yeah.
- Let's go!
- Heyy.
- Uh huh.
- Phew!
- Movin' it.
- Where to?
- Got it.
- Let's ride.
- Saddle up.
- Honk honk.
- Yeah-ha.
- Me?
- If you insist.
- While I'm at it.
- Toes, toes.
Sneaking
- I'm too tall for this...
- Halfling essence...
- Long n' low.
- Rat feet.
- Sneak sneak.
- Quiet.
- Shadowlach
- Shh...
- I'm nothing!
- Light as air
- Turn down the fire.
- Whisper mode.
In combat
- Over there!
- Heading out.
- Find a route.
- Moving.
- Tactical.
- Close ranks.
- In position!
- Jimmy on the go.
- Covered.
- Knees high.
- I've got it.
- Count on me.
- No surrender.
- Got it.
- Under their noses.
- Aye aye.
- Soldier.
- Incoming!
Attack[edit | edit source]
Out of combat
- Eat it.
- The hammer's gonna fall.
- Say bye-bye.
- Want another?
- Poor fucker.
- Need to learn the hard way?
- Open up.
- Down the hatch.
- You're not gonna like this, mate.
- Cry about it.
- Well, well. Look what we have here.
- You shouldn't have tried me.
- Watch this!
- Boom!
- Ready for this?
- What's it going to take?
- C'mon, Karlach - show 'em who you are.
- I'm going to enjoy this.
In combat
- Watch this!
- Boom!
- What's it going to take?
- Ready for this?
- C'mon, Karlach - show 'em who you are.
- I'm going to enjoy this.
- Ooh, fun.
- Eat it.
- The hammer's gonna fall.
- Say bye-bye.
- Want another?
- Poor fucker.
- Need to learn the hard way?
- Open up.
- Down the hatch.
- You're not gonna like this, mate.
- Cry about it.
- Well, well. Look what we have here.
Sneaking
- Eat it.
- The hammer's gonna fall.
- Say bye-bye.
- Want another?
- Poor fucker.
- Need to learn the hard way?
- Open up.
- Down the hatch.
- You're not gonna like this, mate.
- Cry about it.
- Well, well. Look what we have here.
- You shouldn't have tried me.
Hiding[edit | edit source]
Out of combat
- Stealth mode: activated.
- Like a vandal.
- Let's turn down the fire.
- Shh...
- Shadows don't suit me.
- Time for a soft touch.
- You can't see me.
- Invisible me.
- I feel like a rothé in a tea shop.
- Steady...
- I've got this.
- Not used to lying low.
In combat
- Get down!
- They won't spot me now.
- Quiet as silence.
- Can't see me.
- Don't look!
- Oh yeah.
- Slick.
- Shht!
- Here I go...
- Invisible.
- Born for this.
- Boom! Here I go.
Utility actions[edit | edit source]
Referred in game devnotes as taking an action like casting Identify, Freedom of Movement, etc. Same lines for Out of Combat, Combat and Sneaking
- One, two.
- Hup.
- Ought to do it.
- My little trick.
- Got it.
- Go on.
- Easy as.
- This'll help.
- Good idea, Karlach.
- That's it.
- Easy.
- Handy.
Helping party member[edit | edit source]
Reactions differ depending not only on current situation (Combat/Out of combat/Sneaking), but also on Karlach's relationship towards character
Helping unconscious[edit | edit source]
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Helping restrained[edit | edit source]
Relationship | Out of combat | Sneaking | In combat |
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Negative |
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Neutral |
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Romantic |
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Healing and buffing[edit | edit source]
Negative | Neutral | Positive | Romantic |
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Talking to another character[edit | edit source]
Relationship | Out of combat | Sneaking |
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Neutral |
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Refusing to talk[edit | edit source]
Being a player's companion [1]
General:
- Not now.
- Maybe later.
- No time for chat just now.
- I'm a bit busy at the moment. We'll talk later.
In Nightsong’s Prison:
- Not now - Shadowfelling.
- Let's chat later. Got to keep my wits about me.
- Focus for the minute - we'll be out of here soon.
In Last Light Inn under siege:
- Talk later - we need to see this through first.
Assault Moonrise:
- What say we kill the big bad Ketheric first?
- Let's just get to the end of this in one piece.
- Talk later - cultists to smash.
Being another player's companion [2]
- Hey. Bye.
- Sorry, I've already got a best friend.
- Sorry, I don't have any change.
- I'll have to admire you from afar.
Health and rest[edit | edit source]
At low health[edit | edit source]
- Need some oil over here!
- Tune me up, quick!
- Won't last much longer like this.
- Soldier! I need your help!
After a Short Rest[edit | edit source]
- Nice little nap.
- Feeling fresh.
- Ah, that put the wind back in my sails.
- *Yawn!*
Wanting a long rest[edit | edit source]
- I am ready to rest my weary head.
- My dogs are barking. Can we rest?
- Time to take a load off, isn't it?
- *Yawn!*
Attacked by party member[edit | edit source]
- Hey, watch it!
- Excuse you.
- Careful, soldier.
- You don't want to make an enemy of me, friend.
- Not in my good horn!
Downed in combat[edit | edit source]
- Help me.
- Everything's going dark.
- This isn't the way.
- No! I won't go!
- Not yet. Please.
- Heal me, please!
- I'm burnt out.
On character death[edit | edit source]
- Player: You're not dying. Not on my watch.
- Player (Dark Urge): Hang on - I won't allow this. You aren't dead, got it?
- Astarion: Astarion, you leech, you can't die like this!
- Gale: Gale! Come on, magic man, hang on!
- Lae'zel: On your feet, soldier! That's an order!
- Shadowheart: C'mon, Fringe, back up with you!
- Wyll: WYLL! NO!
- Halsin: Halsin! Hang on! Please!
- Minthara: On your feet, Minthara! Today's not your day.
- Jaheira: Fuck no. Not Jaheira.
- Minsc: Oh, no you don't, baldy. On your feet!
Interacting with environment[edit | edit source]
- (The globe)
- Where should we go next?
- What a world.
- Round and round.
- Let's see, where's Faerûn.
- Big.
- (The astrolabe)
- Wouldn't mind knowing what else is out there.
- No thanks, I'm happy where I'm at.
- Makes me dizzy. Feet planted firmly on Faerûn, please.
- (The telescope) Big shiny eye.
- (Small hole)
- Yeah, maybe if I was half the size.
- No chance.
- Maybe if I were a halfling.
- (Tiny hole)
- That's for someone teeny-tiny, not biggy-biggy.
- Not a chance I'd fit.
- Maybe if I was a quarter of the size.
Identified a mimic[edit | edit source]
- Come out, come out, little mimic...
Surprised by mimic[edit | edit source]
- Another mimic! Aw, look at all those teeth.
- A mimic! Aww, baby!
Looking into a mirror[edit | edit source]
- Hey, good lookin'.
- Aw, me.
- Check out those arms.
- Hey, girl.
- Cute.
Interacting with an item[edit | edit source]
Referred in game devnotes as using something like a button, a lever or a book. Same for Out of combat, Sneaking and In combat
- Let me at it.
- What do we have here?
- Yeah?
- All right!
- What is it?
- On it.
- Let's see.
- Here goes.
Taking an item[edit | edit source]
Same for Out of combat, Sneaking and In combat
- Ooh!
- What's this?
- For me?
- Nice.
- Huh.
- Gimme.
- Hello.
- Hm.
Can't use an item[edit | edit source]
Out of combat
- No joy.
- Nope.
- C'mon...
- Argh!
In combat
- Not now.
- Not during a fight.
- Other things on my mind, thanks.
- Let's finish this fight first.
Opening a container/ Empty crate[edit | edit source]
Same for Out of combat, Sneaking and In combat
- Hello?
- Open up.
- Hm?
- Yo!
- Lookie.
- Aha!
- And?
- Yoink!
An empty crate
- Nothing?
- Damn.
- No joy.
- Hello in there?
- (snivel) Disappointing.
Found a locked item[edit | edit source]
Something that can be unlocked from elsewhere
- Nope. Maybe there's some other way to open it.
- Locked out. Maybe I can get it open another way.
- Let me look around. Might be something that'll help me crack this thing.
- Gotta be something around here to unlock this thing.
Found an inactive item[edit | edit source]
Something that can be activated from elsewhere
- Hm. Must activate somewhere else.
- Now, how do I get this moving?
- Doesn't work. Must be a button or something nearby.
- Nope. Maybe it turns on somewhere else.
Picking a lock[edit | edit source]
Out of combat
- Shouldn't be too hard.
- Can't I just break it.
- Fiddly things.
- C'mon…
- To the left and…
- Almost…
- Should do…
- Open up.
- Shouldn't be too hard.
- Can't I just break it.
- Fiddly things.
- C'mon…
- To the left and…
- Almost…
- Should do…
- Open up.
- Shouldn't be too hard.
- Can't I just break it.
- Fiddly things.
- C'mon…
- To the left and…
- Almost…
Pickpocketing[edit | edit source]
Out of combat
- Mine.
- Don't mind if I do.
- Shh...
- Don't tell.
- Easy does it.
- A little off the top.
- Foxy.
- Heehee.
- Mine.
- Don't mind if I do.
- Shh...
- Don't tell.
- Easy does it.
- A little off the top.
- Foxy.
- Heehee.
- Mine.
- Don't mind if I do.
- Shh...
- Don't tell.
- Easy does it.
- A little off the top.
Successfully picking a pocket[edit | edit source]
Sneaking
- Haha!
- Yes!
- Victory.
- Good thievin'.
- Success!
- Wheyy!
- Yeah!
- Oh yeah.
- Fingerly.
- Monster.
- Hells yes.
- Thank you!
- Haha!
- Yes!
- Victory.
- Wheyy!
- Success!
- Oh yeah.
Dipping Weapon[edit | edit source]
Out of combat
- Dunk it, shoot it.
- Hehehe.
- A bit extra.
- Clever alchemy.
- Potiony.
- Soak it up.
- Tasty.
- Soak it up.
- Potiony.
- Clever alchemy.
- A bit extra.
- Hehehe.
- Dunk it, shoot it.
- Hehehe.
- A bit extra.
- Clever alchemy.
- Potiony.
- Soak it up.
Successful rolls[edit | edit source]
Investigation
- What's this?
- Gotcha.
- He-llo.
- What's that now?
- C'mere you.
- Place is trapped.
- Someone's rigged this place to the teeth.
- Go lightly; I spot a trap.
- Easy - this place is hungry for blood.
- This'll be fun.
- A trap! Time to dance.
- Hot foot, hot foot - place is trapped.
Camp followers[edit | edit source]
Throwing Scratch's ball after he is dismissed[edit | edit source]
- Better get it myself.
- Poor Scratch is all worn out.
- I shouldn't tease our boy.
- Fella needs a little shut-eye.
Throwing Scratch's ball after his death[edit | edit source]
- I miss my dog.
- Why am I doing this to myself?
- Scratch should be here. With his family.
- Here, pup.
Throwing Boo[edit | edit source]
- Do a somersault!
- Fly free, land hard, Boo!
At the Epilogue party[edit | edit source]
Greeting (always the same)
- Hells yes! You're HERE!
Feeling the player's ghost
- All right, who's acting the clown?
- Ah! What was that?
If remained a tiefling[edit | edit source]
- I could eat a beholder - what's cooking?
- Ah. It smells so good here!
- No doubt about it - the engine is cooking hotter here. Damn.
- It's just so godsdamned beautiful here.
If turned into an illithid[edit | edit source]
- What a lovely occasion this is.
- Mustn't think about any of local brains. Far too tempting.
- Ah, a pity mutton chops no longer hold any temptation.
- Thought I'm going to get very hungry very soon.
Location Remarks[edit | edit source]
Prologue[edit | edit source]
Act One[edit | edit source]
Act Two[edit | edit source]
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Act Three[edit | edit source]
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Rivington[edit | edit source]
- (Read the poster about Gortash’s ordaining/Arfur’s pass): “You've got to be kidding me.”
- (Felt the earthquake for the first time): “The fuck was that?”
- (Responding remark): “Never felt an earthquake in Baldur's Gate before. What the hells.”
- (After the second earthquake): “Not again...”
- (After the third earthquake): “One more of those and I'm gonna spew.”
- (Met Orin in disguise for the first time): “Orin's a shapeshifter. That complicates things.”
- (After meeting her a second time): “She's playing with us. We're not her fucking toys.”
- (Near Abandoned Windmill, heard screams from beneath): “What was that? Screaming - think it came from below the windmill.”
- (If agreed to find food for the illithid, but it was gone): “No sign of the illithid. Surely nothing bad will come of this.”
- (Found a missing part (any of the two) of the dead refugee’s ring): “Hey, I recognise this. Fits with the other part of that shattered ring. Progress!”
- (Saw the gnomes’ footprints outside the cave, check):
- (Successful): “Look at the teeny footprints!”
- (Failed): “Something funny's going on here...”
- (Trying to open the Angleiron's Cellar hatch from inside): “Locked. No keyhole, though - what gives?”
- (Trying to open it from the smithy): “Locked from the other side. Well well, a mystery.”
- (Found blood puddle in Rivington smithy, if Orin was impersonating Gyldro Angleiron): “Fresh blood. No blacksmith. Bad news.”
- (Noticed the Strange Ox): “I know this bovy boy.”
Encounter with smugglers and guild thugs:
- (Found headless corpse, check):
- (Successful): “Still warm.”
- (Failed): “No head. Brutal.”
- (Saw the ship from Moonrise Towers docks): “Didn't I see that ship at the Moonrise docks? What's it doing here?”
- (Saw smugglers and Guild thugs ready for fight): “We arrived just in time for a fight. Let's pick a side and wade in!”
- (Found tadpole barrels after the fight): “Tadpoles! Not what I was expecting.”
In the Circus of the Last Days:
- (Saw Akabi’s fake treasure, 1): “This isn't coin - it's paper.”
- (Saw Akabi’s fake treasure, 2): “These chests are empty...”
- (Saw Akabi’s fake treasure, 3): “This 'treasure' is a pile of junk.”
- (Saw Akabi’s junk prizes, 1): “This is nothing but junk!”
- (Saw Akabi’s junk prizes, 2): “Glue and optimism are holding this thing together.”
- (Saw Akabi’s junk prizes, 3): “Broken... fake... broken... fake...”
- (Saw Akabi’s junk prizes, 4): “Where did the djinni find this crap?”
- (Sent to the Jungle by Akabi): “What is this place...? Wilderness abound, but not of any sort I am familiar with...”
- (Returned from jungle): “When I find that godsdamned djinn...”
- (After the fight with false Dribbles, not knowing the story): “A shapeshifter! Gods, good. Thought I'd killed a clown in front of a bunch of kids.”
- (After the fight with false Dribbles, knowing the story): “Another shifter. Glad we didn't kill the real Dribbles. I think.”
- (If the Circus has left): “No more circus.”
At the Sword Coast Couriers, when found pigeon’s remains:
- (Doesn’t have Danzo’s quest): “Pigeon feathers. Someone's been plucked.”
- ( check successful): “Pigeon feathers. Maybe from the postmaster's flock.”
- (Failed): “Someone's been plucked to the skin.”
- ( check successful): “Tsk, poor bird. Looks like it was taken to the Open Hand temple.”
- (Failed): “Pigeon blood. Poor thing.”
- (Conclusion, before Open Hand temple): “The missing letters may be found within.”
At the Open Hand Temple
- (At the roof, saw Tara, haven’t recruited Gale): “A tressym! Never seen a real one before.”
- (At the roof, saw Tara, didn’t notice Gale’s symbol): “Winged cat. Well, stranger things have happened.”
- (At the roof, saw Tara, recognised Gale’s symbol): “That collar looks familiar. Something to do with Gale?”
- (At the roof, saw Tara, met her at the camp): “Hey, isn't that Gale's tressym friend?”
- (At the roof, saw Tara, Gale’s in the party): “Hey, I know that symbol. Gale, do you know this tressym?”
- (Opened Lorgan’s chest, check successful): “This thing's got a double bottom. Old trick.”
- (Entered the crypt without the Sentient Amulet): “Our friend will want to see this - where's that amulet?”
- (Entered the crypt with the amulet in the inventory): “Shirra Clarwen, where oh where are you?”
- (Found Shirra’s tomb with the amulet in the inventory): “Well, there she is. Let's get this reunion going.”
- (Found Shirra’s tomb without Sentient Amulet): “She's already gone. Wonder what our friend will think of that.”
- (Relieved the Cursed Monk): “He's... gone. Hope he's in a better place now.”
- (Defeated the Monk and zombies): “Yikes. I almost feel bad for the poor man.”
- (Found dead refugees under the temple, knowing about Lorgan’s help): “Wonder if these were the people Lorgan was trying to help.”
- (Responding remark): “Look at these people. These poor people.”
- (Found dead refugees under the temple, not knowing about Lorgan’s help): “They must've been trying to hide.”
- (Responding remark): “Didn't work.”
- (Found killer’s dagger under the temple, knows its feat): “Must be the dagger that killed Lorgan.”
- (Not knowing its feat): “All this blood. This must be where Lorgan was attacked.”
- (Looted the Flowery Key, AND has found another in the Flophouse): “Looks like the key from the flophouse. Hm.”
In the Arfur's Mansion basement
- (Entering the basement): “Quiet. And very dark.”
- (Found a half-stitched bear, knows the story): “These toys are like the ones we found in the barn. Now we know where they came from.”
- (Found a half-stitched bear, not knowing the story): “Bear's looking a little worse for wear.”
- (Found blackmail letter to Arfur, been in the barn, haven’t met him): “The guy who owns this house was tampering with toys meant for the refugees!”
- (Responding remark): “The toys from the barn! This fuck was the one making them.”
- (Found blackmail letter to Arfur, been in the barn, met him): “Arfur, Arfur, Arfur. He was tampering with toys meant for the refugees!”
- (Found blackmail letter to Arfur, haven't been in the barn, met him): “Our friend Arfur was up to something nasty. We ought to chek some of his 'donations'.”
- (Found blackmail letter to Arfur, haven't been in the barn, haven’t met him): “Whoever lives here was up to something nasty. We ought to chek some of his 'donations'.”
- (Found stuffed bears in the barn, not knowing the story): “Teddies! Yay.”
- (Knowing the story): “These might be the toys from the letter. Shouldn't touch, no matter how cute.”
Wyrm's Crossing[edit | edit source]
At the Danthelon's Dancing Axe
- (Approaching the building): “This is it - Jaheira said the Harpers would be gathering at Danthelon's Dancing Axe.”
- (Defeated doppelgangers, never met them before): “Shapeshifter assassins. Damn, that complicates things.”
- (Defeated doppelgangers, knows about their connection to the cult): “More shapeshifters. The cult's got a whole heap of 'em.”
- (Defeated doppelgangers, met Orin): “More of Orin's goons. Wonder how many she's brought over to the Lord of Murder.”
- (Defeated doppelgangers without Jaheira in party): “Doppelgangers. Jaheira won't be pleased to hear this.”
- (Approaching the building, saw the symbol on it): “Hey, same flower motif as that key! Maybe it opens something inside.”
- (After Astarion’s siblings vanished): “Since when can vampire spawn turn into mist?”
- (Found another flower-shaped key): “This key. Dead shapeshifter in the tunnels had one just like it.”
- (Opened killer’s secret room): “That key was from the Shifters. How deep does this go...”
- (Saw killer’s trophies in the secret room): “Organs? Man, it's always something.”
- (Noticed the bloody stains): “Blood. Near the bed.”
- (Found temple map, not visited it yet): “Map of tunnels and some temple. 'Father Lorgan' mentioned by name.”
- (Found temple map after visiting it): “These tunnels are under the Open Hand Temple. This 'Father Lorgan' must be connected - name's right here.”
- (Found temple map, knows about the killed priest): “These tunnels are under the Open Hand Temple. Dead priest's name is written on here too.”
- (Found temple map, knows about killed priest and tunnels beneath): “Lorgan's tunnels. His name's right here. Someone was keeping an eye on him.”
- (Found temple map, already killed doppelgangers in tunnels beneath): “A map of where the Shifters have been. And Father Lorgan's name. The killer must've been in this room.”
At the Wyrm's Rock Fortress
- (At the Wyrm’s Rock Fortress, received Gortash’s invitation, convinced the guards): “A personal invitation from Lord Gortash himself. Lovely.”
- (At the Wyrm’s Rock Fortress, received Gortash’s invitation, passed the guards around): “Well, well. Looks like he wants to see us after all.”
- (Duke Ravengard dies if attacked during the ceremony, 1): “Wait - what?! That... no! The Absolute must've done this.”
- (Duke Ravengard dies if attacked during the ceremony, 2): “Wait - what?! That... no!”
- (Responding remark): “It's the Absolute. It has to be.”
- (Party found themselves in the Wyrm's Rock Prison): “Well. Welcome home, Karlach.”
- (Responding remark): “Let's make it a short stint. Gotta be a way out of here, right?”
In the Wyrmway
- (Entering the Wyrmway): “Would you look at this. Here all this time, and I never knew.”
- (Looking at the first mural in Wyrmway, check):
- (Successful): “Gorgeous bronze dragon.”
- (Failed): “An elf sailor and a bronze dragon - friends, it looks like.”
- (Looking at the second mural in Wyrmway, check):
- (Successful): “Balduran and the dragon admire what they made - Baldur's Gate.”
- (Failed): “A dragon and an elf surveying the city.”
- (Looking at the third mural in Wyrmway, check):
- (Successful): “Balduran's sailing away - but the dragon stays behind.”
- (Failed): “The elf sails away - but the dragon stays behind.”
- (Strategy Trial): “Lanceboard, is it? Never had the patience.”
- (Insight trial, if let the book slip by): “Come on! I won't hurt you on purpose.”
- (Justice trial, saw the paintings): “Hm. An art gallery?”
- (Justice trial, touched the veiled paintings): “Phew, that is some dark energy. Wonder if I can clear it.”
- (Saw Ansur’s remains): “Big bones. It's been dead for a while.”
- (When Ansur’s attacking): “Take cover, it's coming for us!”
- (Killed Ansur): “Ashes to ashes, bones to bones.”
- (Responding remark): “Now let's take a look at its hoard.”
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At the Elfsong Tavern
- (Investigating Stelmane’s apartment, touched the bed): “Blood stains... and something else.”
- (Investigating Stelmane’s apartment, found her ring): “A blood ring. Guess the killer wasn't in it for the money.”
- (Investigating Stelmane’s apartment, found a bottle empty of poison): “Smell that? Poison. No doubt.”
- (Not knowing about paralytic poison): “Funny bottle. Smells a little rancid.”
- (Trying to enter the camp room without renting it): “Wouldn't mind sleeping under a roof for once. Let's find the innkeeper. We're worth it.”
- (In the Knights of the Shield Hideout, heard qua'nith working): “Voss' device is going off again. Are there really githyanki here?”
At the Baldur's Mouth
- (Forced to leave the Baldur’s Mouth after speaking with Ettvard Needle): “If that story goes to print, we're burnt toast.”
- (Turned statue head behind Baldur's Mouth, successful): “Hey. Something clicked in place above.”
- (Successfully changed the printing block): “Heehee, hijinks.”
At the Graveyard
- (Found "M.Kurwin" grave, if read one of Gomwick’s letters in Act One): “And here lies M Kurwin. Well, well - Nine-Fingers' correspondent mentioned this grave.”
- (Chased off the looter at "M.Kurwin" grave): “Owie! Uncalled for.”
- (Dug up a messed body): “We really need to stop doing this.”
- (Responding remark to a character’s confession): “I don't want to talk about that. All right?”
At the Wine Festival
- (Tasted the poisoned wine, check successful):
- (For the first time): “There's something wrong with this wine. It'll paralyse anyone who drinks it.”
- (Not the first time): “I know this smell. An agent that'll paralyse anyone who drinks it.”
- (If Dolor teleported away): “Dammit! We need to stop him before he strikes again.”
- (Found Dolor’s list of targets): “List of names. Some crossed off. Doesn't bode well for the others.”
- (Found the list of targets, knowing about Open Hands murder): “List of names. Lorgan's crossed off. Hit list, maybe?”
- (Killed Dolor, found the password to the Murder Tribunal): “'Sicarius.' Guess we know what to say to this tombstone-purveyor.”
At the Bhaal Temple
- (Encountering the Farslayer): “Big red's the one driving 'em mad. Get him first, and be quick.”
- (After Farslayer started casting): “Fuck, that doesn't look good. Wreck him, before he wrecks us!”
- (Defeated Farslayer): “Hells yeah. Figured they'd scatter without their ghost-boss to lead them.”
- (Entered Orin’s room): “Orin's home base. Gives me the chills.”
- (Found the Dark Urge’s corpse (for no DU in the party)): “Poor fellow. Orin took her time with this one. Rest in peace.”
- (Mourning over killed companion): “An awful death. Gods dammit!”
At the Blushing Mermaid
- (Defeated Redcaps in the tavern): “The hag again. All right, let's finish her off this time.”
- (Entered hag’s lair): “Real hagginess about this place. Think we've found Ethel's lair.”
- (If met the hag earlier): “There's a certain Auntie Ethel quality about this place.”
- (Starting a fight with the hag): “Careful! Kill the hag, kill the kid.”
- (Knocked the hag out): “We need to get that kid out of there!”
- (After retrieving Vanra): “Bye-bye, hag.”
At the Szarr Palace
- (Obtained the Szarr Family Ring): “Ring's heavily engraved. I don't recognise the language.”
- (Already saw the ballroom door): “Same language on that door as on this ring. Hmm.”
- (Already read the dictionary): “Ring's engraved all over. Looks like the same language as that dictionary we found.”
- (Read Kozakuran Dictionary, after obtaining the signet ring): “Language in this book looks familiar. Oh I know! It was on Szarr's ring.”
- (Don’t have the signet ring, check on the ballroom door successful): “That's Kozakuran. Just like on the door.”
- (Don’t have the signet ring, check failed): “A dictionary. Looks like some kind of ancient language.”
- (Approached Victoria’s salon door, check):
- (Successful): “Necrotic as hell. Do not touch that thing, no matter what.”
- (Failed): “Door's got some kind of magic all over it.”
- (Entered the salon, check):
- (Successful): “Ugh, I feel... weak! No one weakens me! Especially not a necrotic door.”
- (Failed): “Ugh, I feel... weak! No one weakens me! Especially not a door.”
- (Fighting Cazador Szarr, noticed ritual runes): “Those runes - Cazzy's using them to suck the power right out of those poor fuckers.”
- (Responding remark): “Two can play at that shit - let old Karlach step on and take a taste.”
Party Banter[edit | edit source]
Karlach and Astarion
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(While in plains)
- Karlach: Hahaha. Ha!
- Astarion: What's so funny? You haven't got some laughing curse, have you?
- Karlach: I really made it out of Avernus. It's incredible.
- Astarion: All right, just keep it down. We're conspicuous enough without your hyena call.
(At Forest)
- Astarion: Biting flies, midges - shouldn't nature be beautiful and serene? It looks so nice in the Upper City parks.
- Karlach: Upper City, huh? Swish. Never spent much time there myself.
- Astarion: I'll happily take you. If we survive this bugs' banquet.
- Karlach: Sounds good. I've always been curious what a patriar loo looks like.
(At Sunlit Wetlands)
- Astarion: Transforming into a mind flayer might have its perks. At least then I could float over this muck.
- Karlach: Not one for roughing it, I see.
- Astarion: Wallowing in filth is for pigs and children, my dear.
- Karlach: Pigs, children, and people with a little bit of grit.
(At Grymforge)
- Karlach: Ho. He-llo! Hey!
- Astarion: So... are you greeting invisible beings or just losing your mind?
- Karlach: The echoes - listen! They're coming from three directions!
- Astarion: Losing your mind it is! Probably the tadpole - the weirdest things seem to be...
(Near Rosymorn Monastery)
- Astarion: Gods, how are we not there yet? My feet are killing me.
- Karlach: Want me to carry you?
- Astarion: Oh, darling, would you?
- Karlach: Sure! If you promise to swap once I get tired.
- Astarion: Please, I can barely manage my pack - you'd kill me.
(At Last Light Inn Graveyard)
- Astarion: The graveyard's ancient, but the graves are fresh.
- Karlach: Feeling at home?
- Astarion: I haven't set foot in a graveyard since I became a spawn, thank you. Vampires are nothing like those other undead.
- Karlach: True. I've never heard a mummy complain about a wrinkled doublet. Or sour wine.
(At Rivington)
- Karlach: Nice to be in a crowd of normal people for once.
- Astarion: Really? I prefer my company extraordinary.
- Karlach: Aww, thanks.
- Astarion: Don't thank me, thank Gortash.
- Karlach: Excuse you. I didn't need that prick to make me who I am.
- Astarion: You're right, of course. Forgive me.
- Karlach: All good, fangs.
(At Baldur's Mouth)
- Astarion: Probably best if I keep a low profile. They used to know me all too well in the Elfsong.
- Karlach: Wonder if our paths ever crossed in the before-times. Were you always so sneaky?
- Astarion: I haven't survived for two centuries by being reckless. And I hope to survive at least two more.
- Karlach: Yeah yeah, don't rub it in.
(At Grey Harbour Docks)
- Karlach: Can you swim, Astarion?
- Astarion: I'm... not sure, honestly. It's been a couple of hundred years.
- Karlach: You're missing out! Loved it as a kid. This water looks nasty as hell, though.
- Astarion: Well, it's not called 'Grey Harbour' for nothing.
(At Felogyr's Fireworks)
- Karlach: Oh man! WHIZBANGS!
- Astarion: Keep calm, Karlach. One bad flare and you could blow this whole place.
- Karlach: (Oh man! Whizbangs!)
- Astarion: Better.
(At park south of Lady Jannath's Estate)
- Astarion: Flowers are so overrated. They're bright, gaudy, and almost never make good poisons.
- Karlach: I used to be the scourge of the hells. Now flowers can make me cry.
- Astarion: Each to their own, I suppose... Although I am right.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene)
- Karlach: Hey. What's on your mind, Astarion? You seemed a million miles away just then.
- Astarion: Hmm? Oh, I was just pondering that heart of yours.
- Astarion: There were times I would've been thrilled if everyone who put their hands on me burst into flames.
- Karlach: I'd trade you if I could.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene)
- Astarion: So the more you cool down, the more your love life heats up?
- Karlach: Seems that way! But I'm a bit out of practice, to be honest.
- Astarion: I'm sure it'll all come back to you. You'll be as depraved as the rest of us in no time.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene)
- Astarion: I hear you were spotted being 'normal' in the Singing Lute, Karlach. Are you feeling all right?
- Karlach: Seemed like the right thing to do. I've never really tried 'normal' before.
- Astarion: And? How did you find the quiet life?
- Karlach: It was nice. It was really nice.
- Astarion: I never thought I'd see the day - our champion of the Hells has gone soft.
- Karlach: Maybe I have. Finally.
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 1 romance scene)
- Karlach: I never was a sucker for a smooth-talker, but I admit, Astarion, you're pretty slick.
- Astarion: And you're rather the opposite of slick. Do you have a point?
- Karlach: I was just being nice.
- Astarion: Step one of starting a conversation: think before you speak.
- Karlach: Never was my strong suit.
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 2 romance scene)
- Karlach: Sorry if this is rude, but... can vampires fall in love?
- Astarion: What a preposterous question. Vampires can do anything you can do, and a damn sight better.
- Karlach: Sunbathe? Swim?
- Astarion: All right, there are a few limited exceptions.
- Karlach: Good to know love is on the table though.
- Astarion: It is. Though if the table is laden with good wine and meat, love is often left to rot with the salad leaves.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn)
- Karlach: So our vamp isn't so heartless after all.
- Astarion: Rich of you to talk about someone else's heart, Karlach.
- Astarion: But I must admit, my chest has been feeling a touch lighter recently.
- Karlach: It suits you beautifully.
- Astarion: Yes, most things do.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant)
- Karlach: You know, Astarion, I'm not sure I can trust you anymore. You're... different. A bit scary, to be honest.
- Astarion: I have one person who trusts me completely. That's enough for me.
- Karlach: Treat them right, or you'll have me to answer to.
- Karlach: I can whittle up a good stake in no time if the mood takes me.
Karlach and Gale
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(While in plains)
- Gale: I don't suppose you've any clue where we are in relation to Waterdeep?
- Karlach: From this distance between Elturel and Baldur's Gate, I'd say... a long way away.
- Gale: Ah. That will make getting word to my mother rather tricky.
- Gale: No matter - what she doesn't know can't hurt her. Not at this distance, anyway.
(At Forest)
- Gale: Nothing like a brisk stroll through the forest to invigorate the spirit.
- Karlach: I was just thinking the same thing, but less poetically.
- Gale: And without so much as a stirring from our tadpoles.
- Karlach: A girl could get used to this.
(At Blighted Village)
- Karlach: Looks like this town was ransacked - by soldiers, if my eyes don't deceive me.
- Gale: Quite cruelly, too.
- Karlach: Must've been an awful day for the people who lived here.
- Gale: If nothing else, I hope it was a mercifully short one.
(In the Underdark)
- Karlach: Just when I was getting used to the sky again...
- Gale: Fear not, Karlach. Sun, moon and stars will still be there waiting for us.
- Karlach: Meanwhile, this place is pretty spectacular, isn't it?
- Gale: No book or painting could ever do its strange beauty justice. But perhaps our stories might, when we return to the surface.
(At Grymforge)
- Gale: The architects who built this must have been remarkable. A pity their vision didn't stand the test of time.
- Karlach: All's not lost. I mean, just look at this place.
- Gale: You've quite the knack for finding the bright side of things, haven't you?
- Karlach: Hope keeps you going.
(Near Rosymorn Monastery)
- Karlach: Man, adventuring is thirsty work.
- Gale: There used to be a monastery in this region known for producing a wonderful ale.
- Karlach: That sounds like heaven! Wait. Used to?
- Gale: Oh, yes - long ruined, I'm afraid. No chance of a frothing pitcher awaiting us there, but still - at least your thirst for knowledge is quenched.
- Karlach: Ugh.
(On the road to Shadow-Cursed Lands)
- Gale: Do you feel that? A darkness, pulling at the strands of the Weave.
- Karlach: You'll still be able to do your wizard thing, though, right?
- Gale: Of course, but that doesn't make the shadows less dangerous.
- Karlach: Joy.
(At Shadow-Cursed Lands Forest)
- Karlach: Doing all right, Gale?
- Gale: Oh, you know... Still alive and kicking, despite being surrounded on all sides by an endless manifestation of darkness and decay...
- Karlach: I feel it too. Here if you need a pick-me-up.
(At Last Light Inn - Cellar Shrine)
- Gale: A hidden shrine, dedicated to the Moon Maiden herself. Even amidst this darkness, Selunites are stubborn enough to cling on.
- Karlach: Pretty beautiful, isn't it?
(At The Waning Moon)
- Karlach: Huh. A brewery. Why does Reithwin Ale ring a bell?
- Gale: It was known to be quite the tipple - a cask or two still exists, if you know the right alekeep...
- Karlach: You must have good taste. Not me. Can't afford it.
- Gale: A common misconception. Even the simplest of flavours are elevated by the choice to appreciate them. Don't deny yourself such pleasures.
(At Reithwin Tollhouse)
- Karlach: Whoa! Almost slipped there.
- Gale: You wouldn't be the first, I'd wager. It's been some time since these walkways felt the carpenter's hammer.
- Karlach: You gonna catch me if I eat a brick?
- Gale: With my reflexes? I'd catch you before you so much as stubbed a toe.
(At Gauntlet of Shar)
- Gale: Even shaped by shadow as it is, Sharran architecture has a kind of beauty to it.
- Karlach: Beautifully intimidating. This place was meant to scare people into submission.
- Gale: There you go, cutting right through the ephemera to the heart of the matter. Your finest quality, I think.
- Karlach: And here I thought I rubbed you the wrong way.
- Gale: Nothing wrong with a bit of friction now and then. You help me keep my mind sharp.
- Karlach: Aw. Thanks, pal. I think.
(Approaching Moonrise Towers)
- Karlach: Ready to enter the belly of the beast?
- Gale: It's the stairs I'm dreading. I shall close my eyes, and pretend I'm climbing my own, far superior tower in Waterdeep.
- Karlach: In that case, welcome home.
(At Moonrise Towers Docks)
- Karlach: We're not taking a boat to Baldur's Gate, right?
- Gale: And give the Absolute free reign to use us as target practice from the banks? I think not.
- Karlach: Phew. My mum always said the Chionthar was unlucky.
(At Mind Flayer Colony)
- Gale: It strikes me that, for a mind flayer colony, there are remarkably few mind flayers about the place...
- Karlach: Squiddies have gone to war, is my guess.
- Gale: On the Absolute's behalf? Now there's an alliance I'd have been quite happy without.
(At The Blushing Mermaid)
- Karlach: Man, it's good to be home. First round on who?
- Gale: She who thirsts buys drinks the first.
- Karlach: You won't pin me down with a rhyme, wizard!
- Gale: She who declines gets the worst of the wines.
(At Sorcerous Sundries)
- Gale: Look around you. Indulge your curiosity. Sorcerous Sundries is the finest purveyor of magical miscellany for miles around.
- Karlach: Where's the axes?
- Gale: What they sell is far more precious than mere sword or shield. They sell knowledge, ingenuity, the wisdom of mages past.
- Karlach: [yawning] Sounds like more your thing than mine.
(At Felogyr's Fireworks)
- Karlach: Oof. Karlach and explosives, not a good mix.
- Gale: You and I both. Let's just stay very calm, very serene. The last thing we need is to set this place off.
(At The Counting House)
- Gale: They say wealth offers a form of magic. Alas, it's one I've rarely dabbled in.
- Karlach: Nor I. Never had more than a few coppers in the city, and any soul coins in Avernus went straight to Zariel.
- Gale: Make no mistake. Souls are sold for coins up here as well. All too cheaply, in most cases.
- Karlach: Wouldn't mind a dancing axe of my own.
- Gale: A simple movement charm wouldn't be too hard to apply to such an object. I could conjure one up for you if you like?
- Karlach: Yes! I like!
- Gale: Very well then. Once the city is saved, Karlach's Kinetic Cleaver will be first on my list.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene)
- Gale: You know, Karlach, there are other ways to express love beyond run-of-the-mill physicality...
- Karlach: Ugh. Are you going to try and teach me about exceptional uses for a mage hand or what?
- Gale: Actually, I was thinking of poetry.
- Karlach: Oops, sorry. But... now that I think of it... is mage hand especially hard to learn?
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene)
- Gale: I've always felt flames to be a rather perfect expression of love, Karlach.
- Gale: Passionate, primal, capable of bestowing the most life-affirming comfort, or inflicting the profoundest damage.
- Karlach: That's... pretty nice. Never thought about it like that. But now I will.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene)
- Gale: Am I to understand that you are in love now, Karlach?
- Karlach: I sure am. If there's hope for me there's hope for anyone.
(If the player is romancing Gale; after act 1 romance scene)
- Gale: Karlach... a hypothetical question for you:
- Gale: If someone - not me, of course - detected a hint of romantic interest in them from another, unnamed individual, what might that someone do about it?
- Karlach: Whoever it is, just talk to them, Gale. And leave out the hypotheticals.
- Gale: Talking. Right. I'm good at that.
(If the player is romancing Gale; after act 2 romance scene)
- Karlach: So, Gale - got any book recommendations for me?
- Gale: You can read?!
- Karlach: Very funny. Yes - I can read. School put me off big boring tomes. Sometimes I wonder what I'm missing.
- Gale: Say no more - I'll find the perfect book for you. I might even lend it to you from my library in Waterdeep.
- Karlach: Ooh! Something with magic, please. And no devils.
(If the player is romancing Gale; after act 3 romance scene)
- Karlach: How's the orb treating you, Gale?
- Gale: Oh, quite well as a matter of fact. Since it was stabilised, it's been humming along nicely.
- Gale: I have noticed one adverse side-effect. I seem to be losing hair in some, er, unexpected places.
- Karlach: I can only imagine.
Karlach and Lae'zel
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(While in plains)
- Karlach: Is this your first time on the Sword Coast, Lae'zel?
- Lae'zel: Yes. It is much more... lively... than the githyanki slates led me to believe.
- Karlach: Just wait till you see Baldur's Gate. You'll never want to leave.
(While in plains)
- Lae'zel: Smell that? Blood. This whole plain reeks of it.
- Karlach: That'll wake you up of a fine day, won't it.
- Lae'zel: I do not need awakening. My senses are sharp as steel.
(At Forest)
- Karlach: Ahh, smell that? Fresh forest air.
- Lae'zel: I smell only fear - the fear of cowards lying in wait for an ambush.
- Karlach: You can take a day off once in a while, Lae'zel.
- Lae'zel: I do not take days off. I'd even forego sleep, if such a thing were feasible. The one advantage an elf holds over a githyanki.
(In the Underdark)
- Karlach: Beautiful. Lethal. The Underdark is everything I thought it'd be.
- Lae'zel: And I. This environ seems worthy of a githyanki warrior's estimation.
- Karlach: Ah, to be deemed worthy by the great Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir.
- Lae'zel: Continue as you have, Karlach, and you will achieve the same.
(At Rosymorn Monastery)
- Karlach: What a sight. We should stop for a nice little lunch, take it all in.
- Lae'zel: Is the worm gnawing at your grey matter? We must find a crèche and be purified.
- Karlach: True. Fine. First, purify the tadpole, then a little lunch.
(On the road to Shadow-Cursed Lands)
- Karlach: Lae'zel, do you want to talk about what happened at the crèche?
- Lae'zel: Trust me. You'll know when I'm ready to discuss it.
- Karlach: Fair enough. But if you change your mind...
- Lae'zel: It is not a matter of mind. It is a matter of faith - and I have been put to the test.
(At Shadow-Cursed Lands Forest)
- Karlach: Do I see light? Or am I delusional?
- Lae'zel: Just a mirage. There's not a spot in sight that the gloom hasn't touched.
- Karlach: Damn, you're right. The eyes see what the heart wants.
(At Ruined Battlefield)
- Lae'zel: Bones. Rusted weapons. A great battle was fought here.
- Karlach: An extra vicious one, I think. No one buried their dead.
- Lae'zel: Exactly the sort of battle I live to fight. And the sort made even more thrilling with a hot-hearted tiefling at my side.
(At Mind Flayer Colony)
- Karlach: Look at all this mucus. Wonder if our nautiloid came from down here.
- Lae'zel: It's a possibility. This is no mere mind flayer colony, but an entire ghaik bastion.
- Karlach: I'm ready for the goo.
(At Wyrm's Rock Fortress)
- Lae'zel: A kith'rak's red dragon would have this place down around Gortash's ears in moments.
- Karlach: I'd love to see that. I've always hated this place.
- Lae'zel: It will be far more satisfying to plunge a blade into Gortash myself than to pick through his ashes.
(At Wyrm's Rock Fortress)
- Karlach: You know, I've always kind of hated this place. Such ado about a damned bridge.
- Lae'zel: It's just a bridge. Is it really worth all that ire?
- Karlach: C'mon, isn't there something you hate for no good reason?
- Lae'zel: Hm. I dislike owls. Their hyper-mobile necks are quite disconcerting.
- Karlach: You know what, Lae? I couldn't agree more.
- Karlach: Phew! Wouldn't mind shacking up in a place like this.
- Lae'zel: Yes - and quite an attractive target for githyanki raiders. They'd plunder the village and fly off with the spoils.
- Karlach: What are you, pirates?
- Lae'zel: To my people, all the planes are a vast garden to be weeded and picked.
- Karlach: Well tell your mates to keep their hoes out of Baldur's Gate.
(At House of Hope)
- Karlach: Damn. I swore I'd never come back to the Hells, and here I am.
- Lae'zel: Fate has a way of pulling us along with or without our approval.
- Karlach: Escaping fate happens to be my speciality.
(If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 1 romance scene)
- Karlach: So githyanki undergarments. Very fashionable.
- Lae'zel: The under-harnesses are often used for strapping oneself onto a red dragon.
- Karlach: Fashion and function. You lot really have it all figured out.
(If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 2 romance scene)
- Karlach: Lae'zel, you're actually glowing.
- Lae'zel: It is the sheen of the soldier's sweat on my brow.
- Karlach: The soldier's sweat? Or the lover's?
- Lae'zel: Kain'cha... Speak on it no further.
(If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 3 romance scene)
- Karlach: It's good to see you smiling, Lae'zel.
- Lae'zel: A momentary spasm of the jaw. But perhaps there is cause.
- Lae'zel: Even in this dark hour, there are some things to take heart in.
- Karlach: Couldn't have said it better myself.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene)
- Lae'zel: Your years in the Hells have made you a fierce warrior, Karlach.
- Karlach: Fierce in battle, maybe a bit naive in... everything else.
- Lae'zel: In that way, you are like many a young githyanki - wise to the ways of battle, if not to the wider world.
- Karlach: Makes sense. And how are you getting on out here in the world?
- Lae'zel: Mindfully and meticulously.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene)
- Lae'zel: Karlach, were there others of Zariel's warriors who bore the infernal engine?
- Karlach: I was the first - not the last. But most didn't survive the process.
- Karlach: The others were all devilkin. I think I was the only lucky winner from Faerûn.
- Lae'zel: You were stronger than the others.
- Karlach: Lucky me.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene)
- Lae'zel: A dinner date. At first your request confused me. But then, I became curious...
- Karlach: Think you might like to try it for yourself some time?
- Lae'zel: It sounds terribly understimulating.
- Karlach: Depends on the company.
- Lae'zel: Well. Good thing for us both I make for riveting company.
Karlach and Shadowheart
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(At Forest)
- Karlach: Ahh. Flowers, leaves, grass. Can't beat it.
- Shadowheart: I was raised in the city - I'm more used to feeling cobblestones underfoot than grass and fallen leaves.
- Karlach: Before I went to Avernus, I'd have agreed with you. Nothing quite like Baldur's Gate, is there?
- Shadowheart: Nothing in my recollection, anyway...
(At Blighted Village)
- Shadowheart: The whole village is falling to pieces. These goblins aren't exactly house-proud, as occupiers go...
- Karlach: Wouldn't blame the gobs. Place looks like it's been abandoned a good while.
- Karlach: But hey, maybe we can scare up a few dusty bottles of wine somewheres.
- Shadowheart: I like your way of thinking. Split any takings we find?
- Karlach: Sister, you've got a deal.
(At Sunlit Wetlands)
- Karlach: Hey! Something bit me.
- Shadowheart: Just an insect - I'm sure you'll survive. Besides, it probably figured you for a tasty treat.
- Karlach: Give me an aboleth over a midge any day.
(At Grymforge)
- Shadowheart: This place is hard to bear. I hope we're able to continue on our way before too long.
- Karlach: I know what you mean. Everyone is so... unhappy.
- Shadowheart: Oh. Well I meant more the molten rock and plunging chasms, but yes, the folk leave something to be desired as well.
- Karlach: Present company excluded, of course?
- Shadowheart: Oh hush, you. Stop fishing for compliments.
(At Rosymorn Monastery)
- Shadowheart: A remote spot for a monastery. I suppose they wanted to make sure the monks avoided temptation.
- Karlach: Yeah but look at these mountains. The height of temptation.
- Shadowheart: No, I mean more like vices. You know - pleasures of the flesh.
- Karlach: Met a loumara demon who married a mountain, though. It's a thing.
- Shadowheart: I think the thin air might be getting to you, Karlach.
(At Crèche Y'llek)
- Karlach: Gotta respect these gith. They don't fool around.
(If it is known that Shadowheart is a follower of Shar)
- Shadowheart: Oh I'm more than aware, trust me. I've had plenty of training in what to expect from them.
(If it is not known that Shadowheart is a follower of Shar)
- Shadowheart: I'll certainly be treading very carefully, trust me.
- Karlach: In that case, lead on, miss.
(On the road to Shadow-Cursed Lands)
- Shadowheart: We've had some close calls already. There could be even tougher days ahead...
- Karlach: Cheer up. It might be all downhill from here.
- Shadowheart: Meaning things will start becoming easier for us, or our situation will deteriorate from here...?
- Karlach: Exactly.
(At Reithwin Town)
- Karlach: Since you're the only one in good form out here, I'll trust you to lead the way, Shadowheart.
(If Shadowheart no longer loyal to Shar)
- Shadowheart: Actually... I've been stripped of that particular advantage. But I will forge ahead, nonetheless.
(If Shadowheart is still loyal to Shar)
- Shadowheart: It's a deal, so long as you watch my back.
- Karlach: Atta girl.
(At Mason's Guild Rebel Hideout)
- Shadowheart: I love a nice secret hideaway, don't you?
- Karlach: I mean... I guess.
- Shadowheart: You can just fill it with supplies, seal up the hidden entrance, and tuck yourself away from the world...
- Karlach: Whatever you say, squirrelheart.
(At Gauntlet of Shar)
- Karlach: Never knew Sharrans to be so... military.
- Shadowheart: It shouldn't surprise you. We have been at war with Selûne since before most of history was written. An eternal conflict, from the viewpoint of mortals...
- Shadowheart: Shar's entire creed revolves around waging war against Selûne. Imagine all the generations of mortals, sacrificed in an eternal conflict between sisters.
- Karlach: Problem with eternal wars is they never end.
- Karlach: Take it from me, a short, sharp personal vendetta is far less time-intensive.
(Approaching Moonrise Towers)
- Shadowheart: Moonrise Towers. There used to be more than one tower, of course. The other must have been destroyed.
(If Karlach has only one real eye)
- Karlach: I figured as much, what with my one good eye for seeing and fingers for counting.
(If Karlach still has both eyes)
- Karlach: I figured as much, being the proud owner of eyes.
- Karlach: ... sorry, no need for that. Must've put too much salt on my blood sausage this morning.
- Shadowheart: Not at all. Nice to be on the receiving end, now and again. Keeps me sharp.
(At Moonrise Towers)
- Karlach: I'm sweating bullets. What if I blow our cover?
- Shadowheart: Simplicity is the key to a good deception. If in doubt, try thinking less.
- Karlach: Yes ma'am.
(At Moonrise Towers Oubliette)
- Karlach: Dark enough for you, Shadowheart?
- Shadowheart: Nothing wrong with a nice subdued ambience. It can help flatter even the homeliest of faces.
- Karlach: I'll try to keep my fire a gentle throb.
- Karlach: Prisoners!
- Shadowheart: More like soon-to-be tadpole residences. Every infected prisoner will just make things harder on us...
- Karlach: Let's go blast a brine pool, then.
(At Baldur's Mouth)
- Karlach: I wouldn't mind doing a little shopping in the city.
(If Shadowheart no longer loyal to Shar)
- Shadowheart: Same. I think I may have overdone it with the black and purple for, oh, my entire life? Your look serves you well though.
(If Shadowheart is still loyal to Shar)
- Shadowheart: Lady Shar teaches us to abhor superficialities like fashion... though the city does have some fine boutiques. After a new look?
- Karlach: I'm ten years behind; don't want the youths to think I'm not, you know, up with the times.
(At Bloomridge Park)
- Karlach: Huh. There's something going on here. I don't like it.
- Karlach: Careful. I smell an ambush.
- Shadowheart: Are you sure it's not the flowers you're smelling? You may be allergic.
- Shadowheart: But better safe than sorry, I suppose.
(At Morphic Pool)
- Karlach: I can tell when we're getting close to a mind flayer area because everything starts to smell purple.
- Shadowheart: That's either profoundly poetic or childishly simple. I'm going with poetic.
- Karlach: A compliment from Shadowheart! I'll put it on the shelf with the rest of my achievements.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene)
- Karlach: Hey, Shaddy, got a quick question about the best way to treat an infernal burn.
- Shadowheart: Shaddy? Really?
- Karlach: Hearty? Shadsy? Or maybe just The Fringe?
- Shadowheart: 'Shadowheart' will do just fine, thanks. Love is making you fanciful.
- Karlach: You might be right.
(If the player is romancing Shadowheart; after act 1 romance scene)
- Karlach: You look happy, Shadowheart. Like a Night Orchid in bloom.
- Shadowheart: You must be imagining it.
- Karlach: It's all over your face.
- Shadowheart: It must be all the fresh air since the crash - has me flush.
- Karlach: It looks good on you.
(If the player is romancing Shadowheart; after act 2 romance scene)
- Karlach: So - why Night Orchids?
- Shadowheart: Well, isn't it enough that they're beautiful?
- Shadowheart: They remind me of some place - a place I can't quite remember. But I think I was happy there, wherever it was.
- Shadowheart: Sorry. I'm being silly.
- Karlach: You're cute.
(If the player is romancing Shadowheart, and Shadowheart chose Selune)
- Karlach: Must be lovely to have a swim without boiling all the fishes alive.
- Shadowheart: Sounds pleasant to swim with you. At a distance. It's usually so freezing.
- Karlach: Don't ask me to make a hot spring for you two. It might work. But I also might cook you like lobsters.
(If the player is romancing Shadowheart, and Shadowheart chose Shar)
- Karlach: To have someone who cares about you and throw them away. I don't know how you do it.
- Shadowheart: Any restriction, any tether must be shed. Surely you understand that? It is a form of freedom, if a tragic one.
- Karlach: I've had enough tragedy in my day. You have too. But Shar's got you in a chokehold.
- Shadowheart: It's called an embrace. I suppose you don't receive many.
- Karlach: Whatever.
Karlach and Wyll
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(At Last Light Inn, if it's protected)
- Karlach: Think the bar is open?
- Wyll: I intend to find out. But we should scout around first, see who's in need of help.
- Karlach: You're good at staying in character, I'll give you that.
(At Grand Mausoleum)
- Karlach: No shadow curse here. Wonder why.
- Wyll: Couldn't say. Maybe because an entirely different curse has befallen the tomb.
- Karlach: Always something, isn't it.
(At Gauntlet of Shar)
- Karlach: You know, even devils like a good joke. Why are Sharrans so... dour?
- Wyll: Their belief is grounded in loss. Hardly a laughing matter.
- Karlach: The loss of all joy. Sad business.
(At Rivington riverbank)
- Karlach: Care for a dip, Wyll?
- Wyll: It would be my pleasure, Karlach - once the Absolute's been crushed for good.
- Karlach: Heroics don't leave half enough time for messing.
(In the North Alleys)
- Karlach: Do I hear... music?
- Wyll: I reckon there wasn't much merry-making in the Hells.
- Karlach: You reckon right. Maybe for the best though. My singing is worse than demonic screeching.
- Wyll: Hm - perhaps your talent lies in dancing, instead?
(At Southern Docks)
- Wyll: Smell that, Karlach?
- Karlach: Uh... fish?
- Wyll: Well, yes. But also trouble.
- Karlach: Your nose is better than mine, pal.
(At The Counting House)
- Karlach: Feel that? Guards are giving us the stink-eye.
- Karlach: Think they recognise you?
- Wyll: Possibly. But I wager there's something deeper at work here.
- Karlach: Then let's go digging.
(If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 1 romance scene)
- Karlach: Couldn't find you for a while at the party. Was hoping we could regale our friends with a nice three-horned duet.
- Wyll: Ah, I just needed a moment of quiet, to think, that's all.
- Karlach: What about?
- Wyll: Wouldn't you like to know?
- Karlach: Well yeah! One thing I'll say for the Hells, the gossip is excellent. Faerûn's a funeral parlour by comparison.
(If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 2 romance scene)
- Karlach: Used to your new look yet, Wyll? I for one think you look smashing.
- Wyll: You know, I think I am. It certainly didn't put off my - er- dance partner.
- Karlach: Ah, dance, the true language of love.
(If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 3 romance scene)
- Karlach: Seeing you happy is pretty wonderful, Wyll.
- Karlach: Two of my real friends, finding real happiness? Together? Beautiful.
- Wyll: Thank you, Karlach.
- Karlach: If you get married, I'm your celebrant. Got it?
- Wyll: As if could ever refuse you.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene)
- Wyll: Did Zariel know you'd be unable to touch anyone when she crammed that awful thing into your chest?
- Karlach: Thing is, I can touch devils and the like, back in Avernus. I never did, cause I'm not a masochist. But I could have.
- Wyll: Gods. I'm glad you got out of there.
- Karlach: With my new best friend on my tail the whole time. Who knew.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene)
- Wyll: Karlach... I know I say this every day, but I'm so glad you're here.
- Karlach: Me too!
- Wyll: And seeing you've got someone to care about now, after ten bloody years, what would you say? 'Good for you, mate.'?
- Karlach: Exactly so, your majesty.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene)
- Wyll: The fact one of your first dates is going to be one of your last... it's just not fair, Karlach.
- Karlach: I don't want to think about that. I just want to enjoy whatever comes my way.
- Wyll: You're worth more respect than every last rogue in this city. I hope you know that.
Karlach and Halsin
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(At Ruined Battlefield)
- Karlach: I can almost reconstruct this battle in my mind. Unfortunately.
- Halsin: At least you were not present. Grim as it is now, it was worse on the day of the battle. A vivid wound upon my memory.
- Karlach: Tsk. Poor man.
- Halsin: I was lucky - I lived, when so many did not. It would take me a day and a night to recite the names of all the friends I lost.
(At Last Light Inn Graveyard)
- Karlach: Well, well. Who's buried here?
- Halsin: Flaming Fists, Harpers, refugees, perhaps... The shadow curse has indiscriminate taste in victims.
- Karlach: May they rest in peace.
- Halsin: Peace and rest are strangers in these lands, until the shadows are banished.
(At Last Light Inn, if it's cursed)
- Halsin: All gone... devoured by the shadows. Oak Father preserve us, it's just like a hundred years ago.
- Karlach: Stay strong, bear man. We're still here.
- Halsin: We are. Yet there is a burden to being the survivor... the witness to others' tragedies. It only grows heavier with time.
(At Mason's Guild)
- Halsin: I knew one of Reithwin's head masons. She was a good woman, and strong as an ox.
- Karlach: Really? Are strong women your type, Halsin?
- Halsin: I don't discriminate against any type.
- Karlach: Truly a bear man of the people.
(At Moonrise Towers)
- Halsin: This fortress was a seat of the High Heralds, I believe. Long gone from here, of course.
- Karlach: The who now?
- Halsin: A council of intellectuals, respected throughout Faerûn - leading authorities on heraldry of course, but also history, genealogy, and diplomacy.
- Karlach: Seems like diplomacy failed, if they allowed Ketheric Thorm to take over - twice.
(At Moonrise Towers Throne Room)
(If the shadowcurse hasn't been lifted)
- Halsin: I can only hope we still find time to vanquish the curse. I can think of little else.
- Karlach: You can talk of little else too.
- Halsin: I make no apologies for knowing what is important to me.
(If the shadowcurse has been lifted)
- Halsin: We have lifted the shadow curse, but a new challenge awaits us.
- Karlach: Baldur's Gate - we can't get there soon enough.
- Halsin: I am... less anxious to find myself in a city. So removed from nature's power - I do not know how I will fare.
- Karlach: Stick with me. I'll show you around and square up if anyone bothers you.
(While assaulting Moonrise Towers)
- Karlach: Take no prisoners.
- Halsin: I doubt many will seek to surrender. But if they do... mercu costs us nothing, Karlach.
- Karlach: Nothing but the win.
(At The Lodge)
- Halsin: There is an admirable harmony to the Society of Brilliance. Beings of all sorts, united in the pursuit of intellect...
- Karlach: The pursuit of intellect. Fun.
- Halsin: Hailing from the Underdark can dampen one's sense of fun, I will admit. Down there, noises such as laughter tend to attract predators.
- Karlach: Sounds like a place I used to know...
(At The Blushing Mermaid)
- Halsin: You and I may struggle to go unnoticed in such environs, Karlach.
- Karlach: True enough. Hard to hide pretty under a bushel.
- Halsin: I meant more in terms of size. Folk of our stature can be a lure for drunkards seeking a brawl, I have found.
- Karlach: Ooh! Fun.
(At Guildhall)
- Karlach: I smell a fight brewing.
- Halsin: Then let it brew. Some radical thinkers claim that peace is a valid option, you know.
- Karlach: And miss a good barroom brawl? Not me, sir.
(At Sorcerous Sundries)
- Halsin: This place reminds me of a magpie's nest. Random baubles, doodahs, and what-have-yous, all jumbled together without a care.
- Karlach: Fun, right? Who knows what you could find.
- Halsin: Danger, going by past experience. A cursed tome. An unstable spell. A haunted poppet...
- Karlach: [In a singsongy voice] Haunted poppet, haunted poppet.
(At Morphic Pool)
- Halsin: I cannot help but feel that destiny is tightening its grip on our forward path.
- Karlach: Win or lose, we're nearly there, right?
- Halsin: Indeed. But I just wanted to take the chance to say - it has been a pleasure, Karlach.
- Karlach: The feeling's highly mutual, bear man.
(If the player is romancing Haslin in act 3)
- Karlach: You're old as sin, right Halsin? You must have lots of good stories.
- Halsin: A few. But people always warm to the most salacious chapters.
- Halsin: They forget how much I study, meditate, and as a bear - hibernate. I must have spent a hundred years or more asleep.
- Karlach: Sleep and adventure. Maybe I'll come back as a bear in some future life.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene)
- Halsin: Nature affords us few greater powers of healing than what love can provide, Karlach.
- Halsin: I was concerned that your pursuit of a cure might cloud your final days. I am glad I was wrong.
- Karlach: Me too. Even with so much at stake... in this little heart of mine, I've never been happier.
Karlach and Minthara
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(At Abandoned Cistern in the Lower City Sewers)
- Minthara: This place is foul. Drow would not tolerate rivers of waste flowing so close to their residences.
- Karlach: You've got slaves to manage your sanitation. Baldur's Gate doesn't. Though we do rely quite heavily on kobolds.
- Minthara: But surely the kobolds are slaves?
- Karlach: Hell no.
- Minthara: Straj. Yet one more reason to despair for the fate of this city.
(If the player is romancing Minthara; after act 2 romance scene)
- Karlach: Hey, so, what's romance like in the Underdark, Minthara?
- Minthara: In Menzoberranzan, romance is commonly a luxury enjoyed between women. Men are mostly present for propagation.
- Minthara: Here on the surface, gender does not define one's role so strictly. There are weaklings of every sort.
(If the player is romancing Minthara; after act 3 romance scene)
- Karlach: It's funny seeing you so smitten, Minthara. Didn't think you were able.
- Minthara: I took my first lover before you were a spark in your father's eye, child.
- Karlach: Go on.
- Minthara: She was a high priestess of House Vandree. Beautiful, elegant, ruthless.
- Minthara: I adored her, and had been sharing her bed for some time when the order came that she must die.
- Minthara: I stayed with her while the poison did its work, and whispered words of comfort as she slipped away.
- Karlach: Oh no.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene)
- Minthara: You allowed that smith to meddle with your heart, Karlach, simply so you can be touched?
- Minthara: Better to shut off the carnal desires than indulge them. They are distractions.
- Karlach: Yes, because every function comes with a handy switch.
- Karlach: Next time I'm injured, don't heal, just turn me off and on again.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene)
- Minthara: Have you ever been afraid, Karlach? Truly afraid?
- Karlach: You know how much time I spent in the hells, right? Of course I've been scared!
- Karlach: I kept on going though. Knew there'd be better days on the other side - and here they are.
Karlach and Jaheira
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(At Steel Watch Foundry)
- Karlach: These Steel Watchers are big as hell.
- Jaheira: All the more cracks and crevices for a wild-shape to ferret into - gum up the works a little.
- Karlach: I'd give my other horn to watch that.
(At Bonecloak's Basement)
- Karlach: So, erm, Jaheira. Do you like to... that is, what do you like to do?
- Jaheira: As in... hobbies? Oh. Well... I like to play music, I suppose?
- Karlach: I'm just picturing you strumming on a harp so hard the strings snap and trying not to shriek. [Awkward laugh] What do you play?
- Jaheira: Eh. Mostly the same children's rhyme, on a battered whistle of tin. I do not get a lot of time to practise.
- Jaheira: Oh spare me the sad eyes, girl! Not every daily deed is worthy of song! Certainly none I can play.
(At Water Queen's House)
- Karlach: This place is so peaceful. Maybe I should convert.
- Jaheira: I've done my share of praying to her, though not for the cause of peace. My faith was suddenly found on choppy seas.
- Karlach: I don't know what that means.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene)
- Jaheira: You've a love-struck look about you, Karlach. Just do not let it distract you from the task ahead.
- Karlach: But what if I really enjoy being distracted from the task ahead?
- Jaheira: Bah, where is the barbarian rage? I have been learning so many colourful phrases from you, I was hoping to inspire a few more.
- Karlach: Ma'am, you've been inspiring me since I was yea high.
Karlach and Minsc
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- Karlach: Minsc, you come from an entire nation of berserkers. Give me some of those good Rashemaar pointers.
- Minsc: Oh. There is much to be learned. Deep breaths. Meditative trances. Strange and stinking mushrooms.
- Minsc: But Minsc could master none of this. Which made him sad. Which made him mad. Which made him the berserker you see before you.
- Karlach: Huh. Really?
- Minsc: And there is always Boo, with the needful nip when anger is slow in coming. This is not how you do it...?
(At the entrance to the Guildhall)
- Minsc: Are you familiar with the evil works of Nine-Fingers and her Guild, Karlach?
- Karlach: I've Heard of her - and everyone knows the Guild. They're not bad if you know how to work 'em.
(If Minsc has agreed to work with Nine-Fingers)
- Minsc: Hm. Boo and I, we are in need of honest berserkers to keep the Guild honest in turn. Will you show us how this 'working' is done?
- Karlach: Sure. The trick is to let them mess with you just once, and show 'em what happens. They won't try again.
(If Minsc has not agreed to work with Nine-Fingers)
- Minsc: Minsc means to do no working. When he breaks the guildmaster, it will be for the fun of it alone.
(At Undercity Ruins)
- Minsc: A dead and foul place. Only a villain would nest down in these tunnels.
- Karlach: Hang on, weren't you living in the sewer?
- Minsc: Entirely different! That was foul only in its smells, and the way our water tasted. But it was home.
- Karlach: Fair enough, buddy. Home is where the heart is, anyway.
- Minsc: Ah - in that case, home is in my pocket, nestled on soft bed of flesh and fluff.
(At Bhaal Temple)
- Karlach: What a pesthole! Can't wait to clear this place out.
- Minsc: There will be much trading of threats and insults, no doubt. But Minsc will be ready when it is time for boot to meet butt.
- Karlach: You and me both, pal.
(At Morphic Pool)
- Minsc: Karlach, this brain we go to bully - Boo has suggested it is large. Wizard-brain large? Boo-brain large?
- Karlach: Like... as many Boo-brains as a mortal mind can fathom. It's an elder brain, after all. You heard of those?
- Minsc: Of course!
- Minsc: What is an elder brain?
- Karlach: Honestly, I'm not completely sure. But I know it'll be no match for you, me, and the hamster.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene)
- Minsc: Karlach - do I see you gazing long at Boo? You wish to have a hamster of your own, I think.
- Karlach: I wouldn't say no. But really I was thinking... how old is he, Minsc?
- Minsc: He is quite obviously in his prime. For a miniature giant space hamster.
- Karlach: And he's always looked the exact same? No chance Jaheira's been swapping him out every few years?
- Minsc: Karlach! Minsc and Boo thought better of you, than to be so concerned with looks.
Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ These banter lines appear in certain episodes while the party is in non-teleportable areas. In other similar cases, an attempt to speak with Karlach prompts a single-line cinematic dialogue
- ↑ These lines appear if Karlach is another avatar's companion
- ↑ The githyanki Losiir appears only in case when one of the players has chosen Lae'zel as a character origin
- ↑ A Tanar'ri Demon Princess, also known as the Queen of Succubi. Read more at
Malcanthet on the Forgotten Realms Wiki
- ↑ Flumphs are a sentient race that inhabits the Underdark. They are known to reproduce themselves through a budding process, hence the bemusement of party members. More on these creatures can be found at
Flumph on the Forgotten Realms Wiki
- ↑ Third layer of The Nine Hells, described as an endless stinking marsh. Read more at
Minauros on the Forgotten Realms Wiki
- ↑ An illusion spell that allows to transfer a voice message to anyone who activates a certain trigger. It is not available to cast or learn within the game. Apart from the monastery, active spells can also be found in the Thorm Mausoleum and in the Undercity Ruins, on the path to the Bhaal Temple. More on it at
Magic mouth on the Forgotten Realms Wiki