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== Party interactions ==
== Party interactions ==
The player can suggest to one of their party members that they go up on the stage when their group is called on. Some party members will disapprove of being called up on stage, but the other party members will approve. The interactions are as follows:
The player character can suggest to one of their party members that they go up on the stage when their group is called on. Some party members will disapprove of being called up on stage, but the other party members will approve. The interactions are as follows:


=== Astarion ===
=== Astarion ===


* '''Astarion:''' Oh good, puns. Because clowns aren't enough of a horror show already.
* '''Astarion:''' Oh good, puns. Because clowns aren't enough of a horror show already.
* '''Player:''' You love the spotlight, don't you, Astarion? {{Approval|Astarion|-1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+2}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' You love the spotlight, don't you, Astarion? {{Approval|Astarion|-1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+2}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Astarion:''' What? No. Don't you dare. This isn't funny.
* '''Astarion:''' What? No. Don't you dare. This isn't funny.
* '''Player:''' Go on, Astarion! {{Approval|Astarion|-1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+2}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' Go on, Astarion! {{Approval|Astarion|-1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+2}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Astarion:''' Of course, what fun! ''I'm going to fucking kill you.''
* '''Astarion:''' Of course, what fun! ''I'm going to fucking kill you.''


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* '''Gale:''' Hmm. Not to my taste, but I'll take a clown over some hack magician pulling peonies from his breeches.
* '''Gale:''' Hmm. Not to my taste, but I'll take a clown over some hack magician pulling peonies from his breeches.
* '''Player:''' Gale, you're good at tricks, right? Up you go. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' Gale, you're good at tricks, right? Up you go. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Gale:''' Truly? I might as well go mount the gallows.
* '''Gale:''' Truly? I might as well go mount the gallows.
* '''Player:''' Go on, Gale! {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|-1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' Go on, Gale! {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|-1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Gale:''' You truly are testing the patience of a man who could level a city if he wished, you know.
* '''Gale:''' You truly are testing the patience of a man who could level a city if he wished, you know.


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* '''Halsin:''' Why is that daubed fellow being forced before a crowd like so? Is he being punished? Ritualised humiliation?
* '''Halsin:''' Why is that daubed fellow being forced before a crowd like so? Is he being punished? Ritualised humiliation?
* '''Player:''' Lend him a hand, Halsin. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' Lend him a hand, Halsin. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Halsin:''' The local customs are... veiled to me. Are you sure this is wise?
* '''Halsin:''' The local customs are... veiled to me. Are you sure this is wise?
* '''Player:''' Go on, Halsin! {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' Go on, Halsin! {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Halsin:''' Very well... Oak Father, shield me in the trials to come.
* '''Halsin:''' Very well... Oak Father, shield me in the trials to come.


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* '''Jaheira:''' ''Heh.'' What? Shut up.
* '''Jaheira:''' ''Heh.'' What? Shut up.
* '''Player:''' Well, Jaheira? Care to make your debut? {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}}  {{Approval|Karlach|+2}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' Well, Jaheira? Care to make your debut? {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}}  {{Approval|Karlach|+2}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Jaheira:''' You think I haven't mounted a stage before? Though be warned, clown - if you mean to throw knives, I ''will'' throw them back.
* '''Jaheira:''' You think I haven't mounted a stage before? Though be warned, clown - if you mean to throw knives, I ''will'' throw them back.
* '''Player:''' All hail the High Harper! {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|-1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' All hail the High Harper! {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|-1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Jaheira:''' You understand the nature of a ''secret'' organization, yes?
* '''Jaheira:''' You understand the nature of a ''secret'' organization, yes?


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* '''Karlach:''' Oof. No. Sorry Dribbles.
* '''Karlach:''' Oof. No. Sorry Dribbles.
* '''Player:''' Go on, Karlach, up you go. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}}  {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+2}}
* '''Player character:''' Go on, Karlach, up you go. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}}  {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+2}}
* '''Karlach:''' Hang on now, soldier, I'm not paying for your sins.
* '''Karlach:''' Hang on now, soldier, I'm not paying for your sins.
* '''Player:''' Go on, Karlach! {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+2}}
* '''Player character:''' Go on, Karlach! {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+2}}
* '''Karlach:''' This had better be violent, sexy, or both.
* '''Karlach:''' This had better be violent, sexy, or both.


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* '''Lae'zel:''' Can we not find a more pleasant amusement? Gouging out our own eyeballs, perhaps?
* '''Lae'zel:''' Can we not find a more pleasant amusement? Gouging out our own eyeballs, perhaps?
* '''Player:''' This is your time to shine, Lae'zel - up you go. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|-1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+2}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' This is your time to shine, Lae'zel - up you go. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|-1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+2}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Lae'zel:''' ''Tsk'va''. You can't be serious.
* '''Lae'zel:''' ''Tsk'va''. You can't be serious.
* '''Player:''' Go on, Lae'zel!  {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|-1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+2}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' Go on, Lae'zel!  {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|-1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+2}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Lae'zel:''' ''Chk''. And here I thought ''ceremorphosis'' was the ultimate torment.
* '''Lae'zel:''' ''Chk''. And here I thought ''ceremorphosis'' was the ultimate torment.


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* '''Minsc:''' Heh. HEH. ''HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.''
* '''Minsc:''' Heh. HEH. ''HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.''
* '''Player:''' Minsc would be honoured.{{Approval|Astarion|+2}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' Minsc would be honoured.{{Approval|Astarion|+2}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Minsc:''' Honoured ''is'' Minsc! But be warned, jester - none may juggle my hamster but me.
* '''Minsc:''' Honoured ''is'' Minsc! But be warned, jester - none may juggle my hamster but me.
* '''Player:''' Go on, Minsc! {{Approval|Astarion|+2}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' Go on, Minsc! {{Approval|Astarion|+2}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Minsc:''' On closer inspection, Boo, this clown does not much look like the jolly sort...
* '''Minsc:''' On closer inspection, Boo, this clown does not much look like the jolly sort...


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* '''Nightwarden Minthara:''' Just give the word, and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes.
* '''Nightwarden Minthara:''' Just give the word, and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes.
* '''Player:''' My good friend Minthara is the funniest person I know. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|-1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' My good friend Minthara is the funniest person I know. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|-1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Nightwarden Minthara:''' Am I indeed? Perhaps I will tell my favorite joke. It is about ''you'', bleeding to death.
* '''Nightwarden Minthara:''' Am I indeed? Perhaps I will tell my favorite joke. It is about ''you'', bleeding to death.
* '''Player:''' Go, Minthara! Tell the one about the man who married a drider!  
* '''Player character:''' Go, Minthara! Tell the one about the man who married a drider!  
* '''Nightwarden Minthara:''' It was a beautiful webbing. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Nightwarden Minthara:''' It was a beautiful webbing. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}


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* '''Shadowheart:''' Gods, I hate clowns. I'm not even sure clowns like clowns.  
* '''Shadowheart:''' Gods, I hate clowns. I'm not even sure clowns like clowns.  
* '''Player:''' I think my friend Shadowheart will make a far better assistant. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+2}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|-1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' I think my friend Shadowheart will make a far better assistant. {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+2}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|-1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Shadowheart:''' Are you quite sure you have a friend called Shadowheart? Not an enemy?
* '''Shadowheart:''' Are you quite sure you have a friend called Shadowheart? Not an enemy?
* '''Player:''' Go on, Shadowheart! {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+2}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|-1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' Go on, Shadowheart! {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+1}} {{Approval|Laezel|+2}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|-1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Shadowheart:''' I advise you find someone to taste your food from now on.
* '''Shadowheart:''' I advise you find someone to taste your food from now on.


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* '''Wyll:''' Between you and me, I love a good clown - and Dribbles is the best.
* '''Wyll:''' Between you and me, I love a good clown - and Dribbles is the best.
* '''Player:''' I think this is a job for the Blade of Frontiers, don't you, Wyll?  {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+2}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}}  
* '''Player character:''' I think this is a job for the Blade of Frontiers, don't you, Wyll?  {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+2}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}}  
* '''Wyll:''' I'm not so sure...
* '''Wyll:''' I'm not so sure...
* '''Player:''' Go on, Wyll!  {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+2}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Player character:''' Go on, Wyll!  {{Approval|Astarion|+1}} {{Approval|Gale|+1}} {{Approval|Halsin|+1}} {{Approval|Jaheira|+1}} {{Approval|Karlach|+2}} {{Approval|Laezel|+1}} {{Approval|Minsc|+1}} {{Approval|Minthara|+1}} {{Approval|Shadowheart|+1}} {{Approval|Wyll|+1}}
* '''Wyll:''' Well - if you ''insist''.  
* '''Wyll:''' Well - if you ''insist''.


== Notable loot ==
== Notable loot ==

Revision as of 08:50, 4 June 2024

This article is about the NPC. For the associated quest, see Find Dribbles the Clown. For other uses, see Clown (disambiguation).

Dribbles the Clown (born Norris Greenie) works at the Circus of the Last Days as a clown. He can be found at the Circus in Rivington in Act 3, as well as various locations around Baldur's Gate.

Overview

Background

Dribbles the Clown is the "star" and one of the most popular shows at the Circus of the Last Days. Unfortunately, he was killed by Bhaalist cultists sometime before the party reaches Baldur's Gate.

Related quests

History

For a decade, Dumpty Dumpling was the headline act at the Circus of the Last Days. However, Dumpty's love of clowning was fading. During one of his performances, Norris Greene volunteered himself when Dumpty called for one from the crowd. Norris quickly enthralled the crowd with his quick wit and one-liners. Lucretious, seeing his potential, offered Norris a job on the spot. [text 1]

Involvement

Act Three

'Dribbles the Clown' can first be encountered at the Circus of the Last Days doing a comedy routine. As the party approaches the stage they will be brought into the act, and 'Dribbles' will call upon a member of the party to join him on stage, where it will be revealed that this Dribbles is actually a Doppelganger named Fumm. Great Old One Warlocks can attempt to see through the clown disguise with a DC 25 Insight check, with Rogue multiclasses gaining advantage. Passing the check allows the character to cautiously go on stage, allowing the party to preemptively strike on the evil clown.

After the fight, Lucretious will ask the party to find Dribbles. His body can be found strewn across Baldur's Gate. After his parts are returned, Lucretious says she will be able to resurrect him so that he can continue performing.

Party interactions

The player character can suggest to one of their party members that they go up on the stage when their group is called on. Some party members will disapprove of being called up on stage, but the other party members will approve. The interactions are as follows:

Astarion

  • Astarion: Oh good, puns. Because clowns aren't enough of a horror show already.
  • Player character: You love the spotlight, don't you, Astarion? Astarion disapproves -1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +2 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Astarion: What? No. Don't you dare. This isn't funny.
  • Player character: Go on, Astarion! Astarion disapproves -1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +2 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Astarion: Of course, what fun! I'm going to fucking kill you.

Gale

  • Gale: Hmm. Not to my taste, but I'll take a clown over some hack magician pulling peonies from his breeches.
  • Player character: Gale, you're good at tricks, right? Up you go. Astarion approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Gale: Truly? I might as well go mount the gallows.
  • Player character: Go on, Gale! Astarion approves +1 Gale disapproves -1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Gale: You truly are testing the patience of a man who could level a city if he wished, you know.

Halsin

  • Halsin: Why is that daubed fellow being forced before a crowd like so? Is he being punished? Ritualised humiliation?
  • Player character: Lend him a hand, Halsin. Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Halsin: The local customs are... veiled to me. Are you sure this is wise?
  • Player character: Go on, Halsin! Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Halsin: Very well... Oak Father, shield me in the trials to come.

Jaheira

  • Jaheira: Heh. What? Shut up.
  • Player character: Well, Jaheira? Care to make your debut? Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Karlach approves +2 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Jaheira: You think I haven't mounted a stage before? Though be warned, clown - if you mean to throw knives, I will throw them back.
  • Player character: All hail the High Harper! Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira disapproves -1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Jaheira: You understand the nature of a secret organization, yes?

Karlach

  • Karlach: Oof. No. Sorry Dribbles.
  • Player character: Go on, Karlach, up you go. Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +2
  • Karlach: Hang on now, soldier, I'm not paying for your sins.
  • Player character: Go on, Karlach! Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +2
  • Karlach: This had better be violent, sexy, or both.

Lae'zel

  • Lae'zel: Can we not find a more pleasant amusement? Gouging out our own eyeballs, perhaps?
  • Player character: This is your time to shine, Lae'zel - up you go. Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel disapproves -1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +2 Wyll approves +1
  • Lae'zel: Tsk'va. You can't be serious.
  • Player character: Go on, Lae'zel! Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel disapproves -1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +2 Wyll approves +1
  • Lae'zel: Chk. And here I thought ceremorphosis was the ultimate torment.

Minsc

  • Minsc: Heh. HEH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
  • Player character: Minsc would be honoured.Astarion approves +2 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Minsc: Honoured is Minsc! But be warned, jester - none may juggle my hamster but me.
  • Player character: Go on, Minsc! Astarion approves +2 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Minsc: On closer inspection, Boo, this clown does not much look like the jolly sort...

Minthara

  • Nightwarden Minthara: Just give the word, and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes.
  • Player character: My good friend Minthara is the funniest person I know. Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara disapproves -1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Nightwarden Minthara: Am I indeed? Perhaps I will tell my favorite joke. It is about you, bleeding to death.
  • Player character: Go, Minthara! Tell the one about the man who married a drider!
  • Nightwarden Minthara: It was a beautiful webbing. Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1

Shadowheart

  • Shadowheart: Gods, I hate clowns. I'm not even sure clowns like clowns.
  • Player character: I think my friend Shadowheart will make a far better assistant. Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +2 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart disapproves -1 Wyll approves +1
  • Shadowheart: Are you quite sure you have a friend called Shadowheart? Not an enemy?
  • Player character: Go on, Shadowheart! Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +1 Laezel approves +2 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart disapproves -1 Wyll approves +1
  • Shadowheart: I advise you find someone to taste your food from now on.

Wyll

  • Wyll: Between you and me, I love a good clown - and Dribbles is the best.
  • Player character: I think this is a job for the Blade of Frontiers, don't you, Wyll? Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +2 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1
  • Wyll: I'm not so sure...
  • Player character: Go on, Wyll! Astarion approves +1 Gale approves +1 Halsin approves +1 Jaheira approves +1 Karlach approves +2 Laezel approves +1 Minsc approves +1 Minthara approves +1 Shadowheart approves +1 Wyll approves +1
  • Wyll: Well - if you insist.

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