Li'l Fezmor

Li'l Fezmor is a member of Fetcher's Brats within The Guild

Involvement

Fezmore can be found inside the Guildhall. She replaces Mol, if Mol did not survive Act One, however she does not act as a trader.

Idle banter

Floridor

Floridor: Does it always take this long? Nothing went wrong, did it?

• Li'l Fezmor: Please, lady! Strong emotions can mess up the settling of the humours!
  • Floridor: I... I guess I don't want the humours messed up, do I?

Floridor: Hi, it's me again! Just wondering about that recipe.

• Li'l Fezmor: We're working on it, all right? It's got, like, three different viscosities in it.
  • Floridor: Very well, very well. I don't want to upset the process.

Floridor: Is that special recipe ready yet? Just checking.

• Li'l Fezmor: 'Fraid not, saer. We're still gathering the, you know, special fluid.
  • Floridor: All right. I'll try to be patient. But he's eager.

Floridor: Really, I must insist on delivery of my order!

• Li'l Fezmor: Now you've done it! The middle slime layers have inverted. I'm going to have to start over.
  • Floridor: Son of a lich! All right, start over, then.

Happy Hands

Li'l Fezmor: Happy. Another job - just a little light finger-work this time.

• Happy Hands: I did the last one!
  • Li'l Fezmor: And lost half the coin on the cobbles. I'm giving you a chance to prove you're not a total dunce.

Li'l Fezmor: Happy. Thought I slipped you a job?

• Happy Hands: Yes, boss. Just, uh... waiting for the right moment.
  • Li'l Fezmor: The right moment is when I told you to do it the first time.

Li'l Fezmor: Take much longer, Happy, and they'll have to call you Smashed Hands instead.

Li'l Fezmor: Where'd Happy get to?

External links

• Li'l Fezmor on the Forgotten Realms Wiki