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<nowiki>*A charm on the hag's body flashes a faint glow.*</nowiki>
<nowiki>*A charm on the hag's body flashes a faint glow.*</nowiki>
* '''Auntie Ethel:''' ARGH. You knuckle-dragging gobshite.
* '''Auntie Ethel:''' ARGH. You knuckle-dragging gobshite.
: '''Auntie Ethel:''' You will bleed - you will choke on your own ''guts'' for this. (if the caster is Ethel's killer)
: '''Auntie Ethel:''' You will bleed - you will choke on your own ''guts'' for this. <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small>
* '''Auntie Ethel:''' ARGH. Where is the knuckle-dragging gobshite that killed me? (If the caster is not Ethel's killer)
* '''Auntie Ethel:''' ARGH. Where is the knuckle-dragging gobshite that killed me? <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small>
:* '''Player:''' You're quite lively for a corpse.
:* '''Player:''' You're quite lively for a corpse.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' I'm a ''hag'', you little snot - you think I didn't plan for this? Death and I are old friends.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' I'm a ''hag'', you little snot - you think I didn't plan for this? Death and I are old friends.
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::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And then I will make the cretin beg, plead, ''weep'' for what will always be denied...  
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And then I will make the cretin beg, plead, ''weep'' for what will always be denied...  
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' ...The sweet release of death.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' ...The sweet release of death.
:* '''Player:''' You're dead and I'm not. Deal with it. (if the caster is Ethel's killer)
:* '''Player:''' You're dead and I'm not. Deal with it. <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small>
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' For now.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' For now.
:* '''Player:''' Why are you so cruel?
:* '''Player:''' Why are you so cruel?
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::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' The brat's husband is ''dead''. So sad.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' The brat's husband is ''dead''. So sad.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' She wanted me to bring him back to life. Little fool thought it would fix everything.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' She wanted me to bring him back to life. Little fool thought it would fix everything.
:* '''Player:''' Do you have any regrets? (if the caster is not Ethel's killer)
:* '''Player:''' Do you have any regrets? <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small>
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only one.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only one.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And you'll never know.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And you'll never know.
:* '''Player:''' Do you have any regrets? (if the caster is Ethel's killer)
:* '''Player:''' Do you have any regrets? <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small>
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only that I don't get to see the flesh melt from your bones, your guts dissolve, and your brain ''liquefy'' as you turn into a mind flayer.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only that I don't get to see the flesh melt from your bones, your guts dissolve, and your brain ''liquefy'' as you turn into a mind flayer.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' You'll weep, you'll beg, you'll plead - anything to make it stop. And once you stand tall, proud and tentacled?  
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' You'll weep, you'll beg, you'll plead - anything to make it stop. And once you stand tall, proud and tentacled?  
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=== Without [[Tarnished Charm]] ===
=== Without [[Tarnished Charm]] ===
'''Auntie Ethel:''' Kill them... kill them... all... (if the caster is not Ethel's killer)
'''Auntie Ethel:''' Bleed... choke on... your guts... <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small>
'''Auntie Ethel:''' Bleed... choke on... your guts... (if the caster is Ethel's killer)
'''Auntie Ethel:''' Kill them... kill them... all... <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small>
:* '''Player:''' Why did you want Mayrina?
:* '''Player:''' Why did you want Mayrina?
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Didn't want... the girl... wanted her... ''babe''.  
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Didn't want... the girl... wanted her... ''babe''.  
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