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Ribald Shanties for the Discerning Whoreson
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Ribald Shanties for the Discerning Whoreson is a collection of tavern songs.
This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.
Properties
- Books
- Rarity: Common
- Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
- Price: 14 gp
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UID
BOOK_GLO_GeneralLoreBook_SongsOfTheSirensUUID
a6988d74-1130-4371-b564-6fd9e59e763d
Where to find
- The Blushing Mermaid X: -132 Y: -78
Text
A collection of bawdy tavern songs, each one more grimed in filth and innuendo than the last. One of them, Birthday on the Bilgerat, is such horrifying material that any decent person would burn this book right now. The cleanest verse is:
The first mate's cock stood like the mast
Hard and veiny as a marble handle
And when the fair lass bent to him
She soon blew out his birthday candle.