Li'l Fezmor

Li'l Fezmor is a member of Fetcher's Brats within The Guild, found inside the Guildhall. She replaces Mol, if Mol never survives Act One, however she doesn't act as a trader.

Idle banter

Floridor

Floridor: Does it always take this long? Nothing went wrong, did it?

• Li'l Fezmor: Please, lady! Strong emotions can mess up the settling of the humours!
  • Floridor: I... I guess I don't want the humours messed up, do I?

Floridor: Hi, it's me again! Just wondering about that recipe.

• Li'l Fezmor: We're working on it, all right? It's got, like, three different viscosities in it.
  • Floridor: Very well, very well. I don't want to upset the process.

Floridor: Is that special recipe ready yet? Just checking.

• Li'l Fezmor: 'Fraid not, saer. We're still gathering the, you know, special fluid.
  • Floridor: All right. I'll try to be patient. But he's eager.

Floridor: Really, I must insist on delivery of my order!

• Li'l Fezmor: Now you've done it! The middle slime layers have inverted. I'm going to have to start over.
  • Floridor: Son of a lich! All right, start over, then.

Happy Hands

Li'l Fezmor: Happy. Another job - just a little light finger-work this time.

• Happy Hands: I did the last one!
  • Li'l Fezmor: And lost half the coin on the cobbles. I'm giving you a chance to prove you're not a total dunce.

Li'l Fezmor: Happy. Thought I slipped you a job?

• Happy Hands: Yes, boss. Just, uh... waiting for the right moment.
  • Li'l Fezmor: The right moment is when I told you to do it the first time.

Li'l Fezmor: Take much longer, Happy, and they'll have to call you Smashed Hands instead.

Li'l Fezmor: Where'd Happy get to?

External links

• Li'l Fezmor on the Forgotten Realms Wiki