My Gratitude

A plain, unadorned note.

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• Notes
• Author: Enver Gortash
• Rarity: Common
•  Weight: .05 kg / 0.1 lb
• Price: 14 gp

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Dear Franc,

Writing to extend my sincerest gratitude. Weapon distribution continues like a parent saving their drowning child: swimmingly. The success of this endeavour lies entirerly at your feet. You are a treasure, and I should like to hold you in my arms and whisk you about! How you would laugh, Franc!

Of course, people would say we're in love.

And I do. I do love you, Franc. I love any man willing to birth a little more slithering, wet malice into the world. By sending out my weapons, putting them in groping, willing fingers, you've done just that.

Yours in faith,

Enver Gortash