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Yves is a porter working in the Lower City of Baldur's Gate during Act Three.
“What you looking at? We're allowed breaks. Contract says so!„
Involvement[edit | edit source]
Act Three[edit | edit source]
Yves and Birta Grougg are two porters north of Grey Harbour Docks. They are both upset about Lord Gortash's new work quotas.
Idle banter[edit | edit source]
Birta Grougg: Gortash isn't going to find out about this, is he? I don't fancy the look of those prisons.
- Yves: If Gortash doesn't want to pay us fair, then we're well in our rights to look out for ourselves.
- Birta Grougg: Pay's all right, but these dawn-to-dusk days... Haven't read a bedtime story to my little ones in a tenday.
Yves: Watch this, watch this - 'Smells like fermented baby fart, with a hint of nutmeg!'
- Birta Grougg: Oh, oh! 'You can really detect the boar shite in the aftertaste!'
- Yves: 'Observe, the delightful colour - yellow as piss, and twice as rank! Exquisite!'
Yves: Two reds for Flaerith, one red for us.
- Birta Grougg: Why do we only get one when he gets two?
- Yves: Have you never worked for the rich before? For every bite you take, they get a whole cake.