Flowery Shite

Flowery Shite is a letter written to Bosun Gannet by PJ Stubbs.

A plain, unadorned note.

Properties

• Notes
• Author: PJ Stubbs
• Rarity: Common
•  Weight: .05 kg / 0.1 lb
• Price: 14 gp
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  UID

  BOOK_LOW_BlushingMermaid_BosunMateLetter
  UUID

  fe6d125a-9383-4978-a092-d887a3d2c857

Where to find

• Lower City X: -134 Y: -114

Text

Gannet,

I've just had the worst night of my life - yes, worse than that time with the bear in Chult.

I'm in Calisham, and I decided to hit up that bar everyone goes on about - 'The Copper Tap'. You know the one that makes its own 'award-winning' brews? Well, I tried one.

Tasted like flowers had a wank on my tongue.

I've knocked back ten pints of ale since, and I can STILL bloody taste it.

Have a couple of barrels of your swill ready next time I dock - I think that piss you call booze is the only thing that'll get this shite off my tongue.

PJ Stubbs