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Vicious Mockeries[edit | edit source]
Lines used when casting Vicious Mockery or the College of Lore feature Cutting Words.
- Pernicious, putrefying pissant!
- Which worg upchucked you?
- It vexes me to know of you.
- Hag-shouldered scum-vestige.
- Burgeoning bog-botherer!
- Your breath'd kill the dead twice over.
- Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon!
- Pus-supping maggot.
- Away, you pox'd nun!
- Your body's a temple - to an idiot god.
- Behold, a most noisy cuck!
- As the leg, you'll end in defeat.
- An ode for you? Odour, mayhaps.
- Tape your bottom-mouth shut.
- Thou goblin-goo-gobbler!
- Didst your idiot mother beclothe you?
- Thick as a glob of unguent.
- Begone, pox-faced loon.
- How flaccid is my foolish foe.
- Begone, putrid boil!
- Death becomes you.
- Twit, twat, twerp.
- Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss.
- Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson!
- Prick thy face, villainous prick!
- Piss-addled pontificator.
- You've a visage fit for letter-writing.
- Why smell thou of placenta-musk?
- Toenail-tasting trouthole!
- Cuckold-courting curmudgeon!
- You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass!
- Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart?
- Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite.
- You're dung-pretty and scented to wit!
- Hark! A dung golem!
- Dress thy face - the hags are hiring.
- Gnoll eat your face and shit it out?
- You festering bubo!
- Lice-ridden cur!
- Thou quivering plague rat!
- Behold, the fool of fools.
- Thou necrotic stump!
- Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark!
- 'My Life, Part 12, The Boring Opponent...'
- Thou latrine-loving leper!
- Thou roach-mocked jester.
- You spherical git.
- Scab-licking vagrant!
- Thou art saucy as gruel.
- Away, eye-watering stench!
- A gift for a loathsome neighbour.
- Back to the anus that spat you out.
- Feculent beast!
- Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit!
- Poisonous, necrotic appendage.
- You could send an elf to sleep!
- For you, oh horned cheek.
- Get thee gone, custardous discharge.
- You've barely brain to feed a louse.
- Rank, malodorous pustule.
- You're greasier than a worg-roast.
- You're a vile blister - I shall prick thee.
- You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump.
- There's a hag-pit stench about you.
- Barrel-sharp, the wit on you.
- Your head's empty as a debtor's purse.
- Lily-lunged limpet-luster!
- Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler!
- Behold! Elminster's ball-bag.
- Love-limb of a lecherous lich!
- Poxy pissered pervert!
- Like a summer's day - thou art sweaty.
- Thou pyrite-loving tit.
- Didst thou mother sex a plague-rat?
- Was't your father a flounder?
- Clag-bottomed coward!
- Pizzled rancour!
- Limp-witted slick-licker.
- Crusty rogue.
- Note this trunk of lies.
- There - a miserable pile of secretion.
- Fudge-fondling fustilarian!
- You louse, you mite!
- Regard this spontaneous flatulater!
- We'd make better strangers.
- Parchment-pallored villain.
- You infect mine eyes and nostrils.
- Beating thee would soil my hands.
- Spurious prune-tart.
- Thou inglorious hog.
- Sod this for a game of soldiers.
- Sharp as a pig's testicle.
- You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool.
- Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench.
- Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole!
- Out, foul deformity!
Auntie Ethel's Vicious Mockeries[edit | edit source]
Lines used by Auntie Ethel when using her unique variant of Vicious Mockery. They are unique to the character she is insulting.
Astarion[edit | edit source]
Elf tagged lines do not play for Astarion.
- You're one thirsty night away from betraying everyone.
- Deep down, you like being leashed, don't you?
- Is there still rat stuck in your teeth, slave?
Gale[edit | edit source]
- I can smell what's under those bandages, wizard. You're all rot and ruin.
- Come to greet death early? You'll be a lovely spectacle.
- Who would be jealous of you, apprentice?
Karlach[edit | edit source]
Tiefling tagged lines do not play for Karlach.
- Happy to sell everyone's soul but your own, aren't you?
- Let's pull your strings, infernal puppet.
- When I'm done, even the Hells won't want you.
Lae'zel[edit | edit source]
- Your people will never take you back - illithid scum.
- Do you miss kissing Vlaakith's feet, gith?
- A toad with a tadpole! How fitting.
Minsc[edit | edit source]
- Go rub your rat, soft-skull.
- How quaint! The hamster has a pet.
- Only evil here is what's inside you, ranger.
Shadowheart[edit | edit source]
- You're so far up Shar's cake you can't see straight. Pathetic.
- Why would Shar love you when no one else does?
- You're no complex puzzle. Just a sad little girl.
Wyll[edit | edit source]
Human tagged lines do not play for Wyll.
- Do you think losing that eye made you a hero?
- Oh, look! It's daddy's regret.
- Fraud of the Frontiers!
Dragonborn[edit | edit source]
- Aww, where's your clan? Bet they'd exile you for that brainworm in a blink.
- Bet that honour of yours shatters easy as your scales.
- You foul-breathed little lizard!
- I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
- Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
- Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.
Drow[edit | edit source]
- Filthy underscum!
- Just another of Lolth's pretty harlots. (female only)
- Slaver. Sadist. How dare you judge me? (female only)
- Bare your throat, spider-bait. (male only)
- Kneel, boy. Just like the matriarchs taught you to. (male only)
- Bow to your betters, boy. (male only)
Duergar[edit | edit source]
- Bow your head, slave. You remember how, don't you?
- Grey and useless as a stone comb.
- Need a new master, illithid lover?
Dwarf[edit | edit source]
- More beard than brains, the lot of you.
- Bet you'd trade your friends for a trinket or two, gold-eater!
- I'll squeeze that stone heart until it bleeds, dwarf.
Elf[edit | edit source]
- Fancy yourself immortal? We'll see how long that lasts.
- I'll show you what a true fey does, dearie.
- Elves are so pretty. Pretty worthless!
Githyanki[edit | edit source]
- What kind of botched portal brought something like you here?
- Are you lost, little one? Maybe your soul will make it back home.
- I'll banish you for good, outsider!
- I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
- Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
- Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.
Gnome[edit | edit source]
- Disgusting burrow rat.
- Bet your clan's happy you're gone!
- Try laughing after I rip your throat out, gnome.
Half-Drow[edit | edit source]
- Even the Underdark doesn't want you, half-breed.
- A half-drow? How grotesque.
- Surprised you show yourself in public, abomination.
- I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
- Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
- Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.
Half-Elf[edit | edit source]
- I wonder which parent regrets you more, half-breed.
- How revolting. Another thin-blooded mongrel.
- Half-elf. Half-human. All useless.
Half-Orc[edit | edit source]
- Come now, tusks-for-brains! Doesn't this make you angry?
- All that bloodlust. A little tap, and I bet you won't know friend from foe!
- Lumbering half-orc. Twice as ugly as your parents combined!
- I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
- Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
- Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.
Halfling[edit | edit source]
- No flabby dwarf's a threat to me.
- Come closer, little softie. You'll be tender.
- A tiny, sweet morsel. Just for me.
Human[edit | edit source]
- Another human rat infesting Faerûn.
- A human! So desperate to be special.
- Pity. That tadpole actually made you interesting.
Tiefling[edit | edit source]
- I'll burn you alive and everyone will celebrate.
- You're everyone's punching bag and no one's favourite.
- I see the Hells spit out another tragic little tiefling.
- I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
- Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
- Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.
Beast[edit | edit source]
These lines are tagged as 'Beast' for aarakocra, lizardfolk, tabaxi, and tortle but are not used in game.