Crimes of the Moonmaiden

A screed against the Moonmaiden.

This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.

Properties

• Books
• Rarity: Common
•  Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
• Price: 14 gp
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  BOOK_GLO_GeneralLoreBook_CrimesOfTheMoonmaiden

Where to find

• On a table in the Cloister of Sombre Embrace X: -405 Y: -1677.
• Sold by Nansi Gretta.

Text

Crimes of the Moonmaiden by The Anti-Lunar League.

Woe unto any who throws their lot in with Selûne! Four ways she has of pulling the wool over one's eyes.

First — she can make you think your husband is a werewolf when he's only forgotten to shave.

Second — she's always changing, making it difficult for slow painters to capture her likeness.

Third — tides. Absolutely bugger the tides.

Fourth — people keep associating the moon with femininity and frankly we're fed up reading the same poetry over and over, and it's all that celestial bint Selûne's fault.