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Management Warning
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A plain, unadorned note.
Properties
- Notes
- Rarity: Common
- Weight: 0.05 kg / 0.1 lb
- Price: 14 gp
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UID
BOOK_LOW_BlushingMermaid_DrunkSailorPocketNote02UUID
dbe2b669-17ec-4746-9991-e434ea11003d
Where to find
- Carried by drunk patron Syllabub Fran in The Blushing Mermaid.
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Shimmer, you are on your last damn chance. I am your manager, not your bloody understudy. I had to throw a wig on the other day and shake my arse like an eel in a frenzy - well, no more! We can't keep hoping the crowd is too drunk to notice my chest hair.
From now on, you're showing up sober and early. And if I catch so much as whiff of drink on you, you're out on your arse and Hank the Wobbler is taking your spot. SOBER, Shimmer - I mean it this time.