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The Butler's Cane Has A Knob On The End
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The Butler's Cane Has A Knob On The End is a comedic book.
This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.
Properties
- Books
- Rarity: Common
- Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
- Price: 14 gp
Where to find
- Outside Lady Jannath's Estate, on top of the western balcony's balustrade
- Second floor of The Bibliophile X: -102 Y: -123
- Sold by Nansi Gretta
Text
[This comedy of errors centers around the butler, Vincent Raspington, who, though he is a silly dragonborn with stiff manners and a generally baffled attitude to goings on of fine, fair ladies and their gentlemen, ends up going arse-over-teakettle into extremely erotic situations with the local nobility. Needless to say he's unprepared for it. There's a particularly good sequence in which Vincent - a seven-foot-tall dragonborn - must pretend to be a shy little gnome named Missy Wimplesnatch during a banquet. Guffaw, fnar, hee hee, ho hum, et cetera.]