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Idle banter[edit | edit source]
Floridor[edit | edit source]
Floridor: Does it always take this long? Nothing went wrong, did it?
- Li'l Fezmor: Please, lady! Strong emotions can mess up the settling of the humours!
- Floridor: I... I guess I don't want the humours messed up, do I?
Floridor: Hi, it's me again! Just wondering about that recipe.
- Li'l Fezmor: We're working on it, all right? It's got, like, three different viscosities in it.
- Floridor: Very well, very well. I don't want to upset the process.
Floridor: Is that special recipe ready yet? Just checking.
- Li'l Fezmor: 'Fraid not, saer. We're still gathering the, you know, special fluid.
- Floridor: All right. I'll try to be patient. But he's eager.
Floridor: Really, I must insist on delivery of my order!
- Li'l Fezmor: Now you've done it! The middle slime layers have inverted. I'm going to have to start over.
- Floridor: Son of a lich! All right, start over, then.
Happy Hands[edit | edit source]
Li'l Fezmor: Happy. Another job - just a little light finger-work this time.
- Happy Hands: I did the last one!
- Li'l Fezmor: And lost half the coin on the cobbles. I'm giving you a chance to prove you're not a total dunce.
Li'l Fezmor: Happy. Thought I slipped you a job?
- Happy Hands: Yes, boss. Just, uh... waiting for the right moment.
- Li'l Fezmor: The right moment is when I told you to do it the first time.
Li'l Fezmor: Take much longer, Happy, and they'll have to call you Smashed Hands instead.
Li'l Fezmor: Where'd Happy get to?
External links[edit | edit source]
- Li'l Fezmor on the Forgotten Realms Wiki