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Lying on a countertop within The Waning Moon X: -192 Y: -93.
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BARRED FROM ENTRY
The following EX-customers are UNWELCOME. Do not let them in, even should they beg. ESPECIALLY should they beg.
Martin Doughty - human? - chug-and-run
Adam Smythe - lascivious behaviour, also known as 'The Pickle Incident'
Gerringothe Thorm - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID
Kavin Ort - tall dwarf - exceedingly boring
Syrah Bee - short half-elf - vomited on the waiter (purposefully)
Unknown elf - pale skin, snide mouth - referring to master distiller as 'the porcine publican'
Rochelle Kwark - halfling - groin-punching
Yon Von Don (suspected alias) - grotesquely tall human - underpants on head
Notes
- Several of the names in this note appear to be the writers of Baldur's Gate 3 poking fun at themselves:
- 'Adam Smythe' (Adam Smith)
- 'Kavin Ort' (Kevin VanOrd)
- 'Syrah Bee' (Sarah Baylus)
- 'Rochelle Kwark' (Rachel Quirke)
- 'Yon Von Don' (Jan Van Dosselaer)