BAN LIST

BAN LIST is a book found in Act Two.

A list of customers banned from the Waning Moon distillery.

Properties

• Books
• Rarity: Common
•  Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
• Price: 14 gp

Where to find

Lying on a countertop within The Waning Moon X: -192 Y: -93.

Text

BARRED FROM ENTRY

The following EX-customers are UNWELCOME. Do not let them in, even should they beg. ESPECIALLY should they beg.

Martin Doughty - human? - chug-and-run

Adam Smythe - lascivious behaviour, also known as 'The Pickle Incident'

Gerringothe Thorm - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID

Kavin Ort - tall dwarf - exceedingly boring

Syrah Bee - short half-elf - vomited on the waiter (purposefully)

Unknown elf - pale skin, snide mouth - referring to master distiller as 'the porcine publican'

Rochelle Kwark - halfling - groin-punching

Yon Von Don (suspected alias) - grotesquely tall human - underpants on head

Notes

• The names in this note appear to be the writers of Baldur's Gate 3 poking fun at themselves:
  • Martin Doughty (Martin Docherty)
  • 'Adam Smythe' (Adam Smith)
  • 'Kavin Ort' (Kevin VanOrd)
  • 'Syrah Bee' (Sarah Baylus)
  • 'Unknown elf' (???)
  • 'Rochelle Kwark' (Rachel Quirke)
  • 'Yon Von Don' (Jan Van Dosselaer)