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The Realm According to Bumpo
The Realm According to Bumpo is a fictional adventure book.
A mass-printed paperback detailing the adventuring experiences of the fictional rube Gabbin Bumpo.
Properties
Books
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
Price: 14 gp 
UID
BOOK_GEN_Races_RealmAccordingToBumpo001UUID
c8571ea2-ac5b-4b49-b806-1553c5a1cbbe
Where to find
- Sold by Nansi Gretta
- The Hollow X: 164 Y: 551
Text
[The book naturally falls to a dog-eared page in which Bumpo describes the more unusual races he's met in his travels.]
... but they weren't half so strange as the bird folk. First aarakocra I met had the head of a parrot, the body of a human, and wings also of a parrot. I tried not to stare but it was real hard. Turns out she was one of a motley party, cause around her table were a tabaxi (cat folk), a genasi (element folk), and a tortle (turtle folk). Trying to act casual, I asked what they hell they all were. They ignored me, but I can't blame 'em. To them I must've looked awfully dull and average, for they were the first of their kind I'd seen, but I was just one of a billion boring humans to them.