Letter from Haarlep

Letter from Haarlep is a miscellaneous note found in the Epilogue.

A plain, unadorned note.

Properties

• Books
• Rarity: Common
•  Weight: 0.05 kg / 0.1 lb
• Price: 14 gp

Where to find

Within the Chest of Grateful Words in the Epilogue. Contingent on letting Haarlep take your body as a glamour in the House of Hope.

Text

Since the timely end of Raphael's reign, I've gone back to Mephistopheles' Palace in Cania. Many of his Father's court are celebrating the demise of my little brat - behind closed doors. And I'm making a fortune selling evenings in his form now there is no contract binding me to secrecy. Rather tasteless to desire a dead man like that, even amongst devilkind, isn't it?

Unsurprisingly you've proven quite popular bedwarming the denizens of the ice-hells as well. Undoubtedly, you've felt the echoes of ecstasy when I turn into you, yes? Many satisfied hellspawn. I was with a gelugon the other night who was rather taken by how your surface-flesh shivered pushed up against a glacier.

Here are some other reviews of your body my patrons have asked me to forward to you:

'So rare to find a not-forked tongue in these parts! 5/5.'

'You really should have asked for the nails to be trimmed before memorizing this form... 2/5.'

'It gets frostbite too quickly, and is unsuitable to exhibitionism in this Hell. 3/5'

I hope you're enjoying pleasure's kick - your favourite Incubus.

Notes

This letter will arrive even if you abandon your humanoid form—the form that you let Haarlep possess—to become a Mind Flayer.