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Revision as of 20:45, 28 August 2023
This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.
Properties
Books
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
Price: 14 gp
Where to find
On a table in the Cloister of Sombre Embrace (X: -405, Y: -1677)
Text
Crimes of the Moonmaiden by The Anti-Lunar League.
Woe unto any who throws their lot in with Selûne! Four ways she has of pulling the wool over one's eyes.
First — she can make you think your husband is a werewolf when he's only forgotten to shave.
Second — she's always changing, making it difficult for slow painters to capture her likeness.
Third — tides. Absolutely bugger the tides.
Fourth — people keep associating the moon with femininity and frankly we're fed up reading the same poetry over and over, and it's all that celestial bint Selûne's fault.