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| description = '''Lessons from the Boiler''' is a common [[book]]. | | description = '''Lessons from the Boiler''' is a common [[book]]. | ||
| quote = A series of letters are attached to this installation manual for a machine named 'The Boiler'. | | quote = A series of letters are attached to this installation manual for a machine named 'The Boiler'. | ||
| book | | book author = Flaming Fist | ||
| book text = [An ancient selection of correspondence between two members of the Flaming Fist about the installation of a machine called 'The Boiler' atop Wyrm's Rock.] | | book text = [An ancient selection of correspondence between two members of the Flaming Fist about the installation of a machine called 'The Boiler' atop Wyrm's Rock.] | ||
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Latest revision as of 04:28, 27 October 2024
Lessons from the Boiler is a common book.
A series of letters are attached to this installation manual for a machine named 'The Boiler'.
Properties
Books
Author: Flaming Fist
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
Price: 14 gp 
UID
BOOK_UNI_WYR_LessonFromTheBoilerUUID
dc6be249-82d5-4fb0-ae8b-efedca953666
Text
[An ancient selection of correspondence between two members of the Flaming Fist about the installation of a machine called 'The Boiler' atop Wyrm's Rock.]
Gauntlet Dee,
Our generous patriar benefactors have delivered unto us 'The Boiler' - state of the art defence technology already implemented in some Upper City estates. It boils lots of oil and then tips it out - fairly self-explanatory. Attached are instructions regarding its installation and maintenance. See to its quick and seamless installation.
- Blaze Leo
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Leo,
You must fucking kidding me. Have you SEEN the size of this thing? Just because you got the promotion instead of me, doesn't mean you can task me with impossible nonsense.
Yours in abject disbelief,
Gauntlet Dee
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Gauntlet Dee,
You appear to have confused my missive for a request. Put the damned cauldron atop the damned fortress, and don't write me back until you have.
- Blaze Leo
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To my most esteemed commanding officer,
Does our wartime reparations policy cover grevious oil burns? Asking for a friend.
- Dee
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Gauntlet Dee,
No. It does not.
- Blaze Leo
[The correspondence ends here.]