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| description = '''Flowery Shite''' is a letter written to [[Bosun Gannet]] by PJ Stubbs. | | description = '''Flowery Shite''' is a letter written to [[Bosun Gannet]] by PJ Stubbs. | ||
| quote = A plain, unadorned note. | | quote = A plain, unadorned note. | ||
| book | | book author = PJ Stubbs | ||
| book text = Gannet, | | book text = Gannet, | ||
Revision as of 23:08, 4 September 2024
Flowery Shite is a letter written to Bosun Gannet by PJ Stubbs.
A plain, unadorned note.
Properties
Notes
Author: PJ Stubbs
Rarity: Common
Weight: .05 kg / 0.1 lb
Price: 14 gp
Where to find
- Lower City X: -134 Y: -114
Text
Gannet,
I've just had the worst night of my life - yes, worse than that time with the bear in Chult.
I'm in Calisham, and I decided to hit up that bar everyone goes on about - 'The Copper Tap'. You know the one that makes its own 'award-winning' brews? Well, I tried one.
Tasted like flowers had a wank on my tongue.
I've knocked back ten pints of ale since, and I can STILL bloody taste it.
Have a couple of barrels of your swill ready next time I dock - I think that piss you call booze is the only thing that'll get this shite off my tongue.
PJ Stubbs