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The following EX-customers are UNWELCOME. Do not let them in, even should they beg. ESPECIALLY should they beg. | The following EX-customers are UNWELCOME. Do not let them in, even should they beg. ESPECIALLY should they beg. | ||
Martin Doughty - human? - chug-and-run | Martin Doughty - human? - chug-and-run | ||
Adam Smythe - lascivious behaviour, also known as 'The Pickle Incident' | Adam Smythe - lascivious behaviour, also known as 'The Pickle Incident' | ||
Gerringothe Thorm - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID | Gerringothe Thorm - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID | ||
Kavin Ort - tall dwarf - exceedingly boring | Kavin Ort - tall dwarf - exceedingly boring | ||
Syrah Bee - short half-elf - vomited on the waiter (purposefully) | Syrah Bee - short half-elf - vomited on the waiter (purposefully) | ||
Unknown elf - pale skin, snide mouth - referring to master distiller as 'the porcine publican' | Unknown elf - pale skin, snide mouth - referring to master distiller as 'the porcine publican' | ||
Rochelle Kwark - halfling - groin-punching | Rochelle Kwark - halfling - groin-punching | ||
Yon Von Don (suspected alias) - grotesquely tall human - underpants on head | Yon Von Don (suspected alias) - grotesquely tall human - underpants on head | ||
Revision as of 07:00, 4 September 2024
BAN LIST is a NO EXCEPTIONS list of people who MUST NOT be permitted on The Waning Moon premises.
A list of customers banned from the Waning Moon distillery.
Properties
Books
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
Price: 14 gp
Where to find
- On a countertop in The Waning Moon X: -192 Y: -93
Text
BARRED FROM ENTRY
The following EX-customers are UNWELCOME. Do not let them in, even should they beg. ESPECIALLY should they beg.
Martin Doughty - human? - chug-and-run
Adam Smythe - lascivious behaviour, also known as 'The Pickle Incident'
Gerringothe Thorm - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID
Kavin Ort - tall dwarf - exceedingly boring
Syrah Bee - short half-elf - vomited on the waiter (purposefully)
Unknown elf - pale skin, snide mouth - referring to master distiller as 'the porcine publican'
Rochelle Kwark - halfling - groin-punching
Yon Von Don (suspected alias) - grotesquely tall human - underpants on head
Notes
- The names on BAN LIST are the writers of Baldur's Gate 3 poking fun at themselves, as confirmed by writer Kevin VanOrd[1]:
- ↑ VanOrd, Kevin. 2023. "As the book's writer I can confirm it was a juicy act indeed. All the names (aside from Gerringothe's, of course) are based on Larian writers. I can literally tag myself as Kavin Ort, the boring dwarf!" [@fiddlecub, Twitter]. 14 Oct 2023. Available from: https://web.archive.org/web/20240329212133/https://twitter.com/fiddlecub/status/1713103283026383083
- ↑ VanOrd, Kevin. 2023. "And yes the unknown elf is who you think it is." [@fiddlecub, Twitter]. 14 Oct 2023. Available from: https://web.archive.org/web/20231017062203/https://twitter.com/fiddlecub/status/1713103448516812817