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Revision as of 01:51, 14 December 2023
Theskan Anthology of Goblin Poetry contains writing and sketches.
A battered pamphlet containing more than a few lewd sketches.
Properties
Notes
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
Price: 14 gp
Where to find
- Sold by Nansi Gretta
- Goblin Camp X: -109 Y: 436
Text
I
I once met a wizard in Tammar
Who went and corrected me grammar
'e said I can't cast no spell
'til I enunciate well
So I beat 'im to death with a hammer.
II
What we got 'ere, boys?
Ha! 'Book of poems' he sez
Privy roll more like.
III
Y'know how poems make you feel stuff?
Well this one time I was dreamin'
about this ogre, right?
And he was huge. Ran straight
at me and I
gave 'im the biggest kick to the nadgers.
Woke up smilin', I did.
Is that a poem or
no?
